Who said anything about anyone being gay? I'm not gay. Are you gay? If you are, that's fine. I don't hate gays.
I'm not trying to hide anything. You and your girlfriend, for whatever reason, have decided I'm someone else. Um, okay, fine. Frankly, there's nothing I can do about that. I certainly can't prove you wrong, but you also can't prove your accusations are true, which makes you look like nothing but a pathetic liar.
So, with that, it's Friday night, so my girl and I are going to go ride over to my favorite watering hole, meet up with some friends and enjoy an evening out.
If you weren't so goddamn pathetic, maybe you could do the same.
But all your friends live on the internet, so, you...