Alex Jones

[Phantasmal]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

 

[Matt Dillon]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

Well all he has to do is take some of his Super-Testo-Stero-9001 to counteract it!

Or not drink canned soda, but that might make too much sense.

 

[Cypress]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

Sounds like an unintended self confession

 

[Dutch Uncle]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

I was wondering what excuse both Jones and Trump were going to use. They're blaming aluminum soda cans. LOL

 

[Phantasmal]

Sounds like an unintended self confession

That’s what I thought as well, Jone’s tweezers and a magnifying glass size

 

[Concart]

Damn, was wondering why I was down to ten inches.

 

[Phantasmal]

Damn, was wondering why I was down to ten inches.

 

[evince]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

He must drink a lot of soda

 

[Phantasmal]

He must drink a lot of soda

Exactly. How do you say it, tiny pants worm.

 

[Concart]

Exactly. How do you say it, tiny pants worm.

Hedwig and the angry inch?

One inch nails?

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Is that thing still around?

One can only imagine what his audience must look like.

The cantina scene from Star Wars would look like a Victoria's Secret Angel show in comparison.

 

[Hawkeye10]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

You are either lying or betraying your vast ignorance.....eliminating allegedly dangerous "forever chemicals" in food packaging is a current massive effort by advocates and governments.

 

[Damocles]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

Oh HAYUL NO! Down with soft drinks! Down with soft drinks! (Gives a whole new meaning to soft drink, ay?)

 

[PostmodernProphet]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

they could accomplish that just by putting pictures of lib'rul women on the cans........

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jones-shrinking-penis-conspiracy-2657361305

"So, it *wasn't* an industrial accident that made it that short, was it, Todd?" -- 10,000 short-changed girlfriends

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Well all he has to do is take some of his Super-Testo-Stero-9001 to counteract it!

Or not drink canned soda, but that might make too much sense.

Just tan your testicles and you all will be fine.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

You are either lying or betraying your vast ignorance.....eliminating allegedly dangerous "forever chemicals" in food packaging is a current massive effort by advocates and governments.

And here comes Old Grumpy to ruin a perfectly hilarious thread. Here, crackpot. Just for you.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Oh HAYUL NO! Down with soft drinks! Down with soft drinks! (Gives a whole new meaning to soft drink, ay?)

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Hi, Owl. Long time no see since I was mysteriously banished from The War Zone.
Hope all is well.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Hi, Owl. Long time no see since I was mysteriously banished from The War Zone.
Hope all is well.

It's all good. We miss you.