Do we have a "big boy press conference" bingo thread? (or drinking game)?

[ExpressLane]

My predecessor's fault

 

[Jarod]

““There are bad police officers,but they are very tiny.”

 

[Earl]

My predecessor's fault

The turnip can truthfully blame his predecessor for one thing, Trump did eat his lunch.

 

[Jarod]

Has he mentioned taking over all the airports during the civil war?

 

[Jarod]

“Virtually 100 percent of the new jobs under Biden have also gone to illegal aliens. Did you know that? A hundred percent.”

 

[ExpressLane]

"My predecessor" One shot of beer Do it now.

You wouldn’t think so, or swallow a lightbulb, or eat horse dewormer.

You mean a drug that won the Nobel prize in medicine?

 

[Earl]

Has he mentioned taking over all the airports during the civil war?

Biden just called VP Harris “VP Trump.

 

[volsrock1]

THIS IS WORSE THAN I COULD IMAGINE

 

[ExpressLane]

The Idea . Twice = two shots of beer.

 

[Lionfish]

"Look" deserves a shot of beer. I say beer because if it were whiskey, nobody would survive.

I need to pee.

 

[volsrock1]

“Created 2000 jobs last week”

Not a joke.
Not hyperbole.

 

[volsrock1]

“Virtually 100 percent of the new jobs under Biden have also gone to illegal aliens. Did you know that? A hundred percent.”

“Created 2000 jobs last week”

For illegals!

 

[Jarod]

“But if we did – think of this, if we didn’t do testing – instead of testing over 40 million people, if we did half the testing we’d have half the cases. If we did another – you cut that in half, we’d have yet again half of that.”

 

[Earl]

Will “V.P. Trump” run against Biden or VP Harris?

 

[volsrock1]

Oh he’s grasping now....a little of this....a little of that

 

[Callinectes]

He's stuck on "corporate greed", "guess what" and "not a joke". He rattled off a list of dubious "accomplishments" that have had zero impact on the average American. On the plus side, he seems pretty lucid, maybe president jill has dialed in the dosage a little better.

 

[ExpressLane]

"Not a joke" and a weird whisper two shots. "The whole idea" another shot

 

[volsrock1]

I honestly can't follow his rambling. He's all over the place.

 

[Earl]

“But if we did – think of this, if we didn’t do testing – instead of testing over 40 million people, if we did half the testing we’d have half the cases. If we did another – you cut that in half, we’d have yet again half of that.”

The thread is about the turnip’s hews conference.

Stay on topic, stop derailing the thread.

 

[Jarod]

“Somebody said he looks great in a bathing suit, right? And you know, when he was in the sand and he was having a hard time lifting his feet through the sand, because you know sand is heavy, they figured three solid ounces per foot, but sand is a little heavy, and he’s sitting in a bathing suit. Look, at 81, do you remember Cary Grant? How good was Cary Grant, right? I don’t think Cary Grant, he was good. I don’t know what happened to movie stars today. We used to have Cary Grant and Clark Gable and all these people. Today we have, I won’t say names, because I don’t need enemies. I don’t need enemies. I got enough enemies. But Cary Grant was, like – Michael Jackson once told me, ‘The most handsome man, Trump, in the world.’ ‘Who?’ ‘Cary Grant.’ Well, we don’t have that any more, but Cary Grant at 81 or 82, going on 100. This guy, he’s 81, going on 100. Cary Grant wouldn’t look too good in a bathing suit, either. And he was pretty good-looking, right?”