Bitch, you'd shit and piss yourself if you ever got into some of the same situations I've been in.
You're not, and never will be on my level. I bet you've never stared down the barrel of a gun pointed at your noggin.
I bet you've never been shot at either. Don't you dare try to judge me.
And I do fight my own fights, sissy girl. Your problem is that you don't understand that I've had badass girls that were my own.
Girls that would be on you like a Tasmanian Fucking Devil. Yeah, that's accurate.
I got a girl that's 4'11" and would have you begging for mercy in about 4 seconds.
Oh yeah, she's a real woman. One night she pulled a 9mm to protect me and my friend from 8 criminal douchebags.
She said "Get the fuck away from them and out of here or you're dead."
Oh yeah, me and and my buddy were back to back against 8 pieces of shit in her front yard. Oh, none of them stepped in, they knew the 1st ones were gonna get hurt pretty bad. We knew we couldn't take them all, just hurt the ones that go 1st really bad. And then came our angel!