Lefty

Minister of Truth

Practically Perfect
Didn't realize that Jack Nicklaus was still under 50 when he won the Masters in 1986. So, Mickelson made history today with his PGA Championship.
 
Sup?

I like golf. Don't you?

On a good day I can make 300 yards. On one of those rare days, I break windows.
 
This is me when my golfing doesn't go the way I want.

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I can bat or golf out of a left or right field.
If I bat out of the righty field.
Oui.
True story.
A Lefty batting to be a Righty.
Cool story.
Oui.
Le Fin.
 
Why do the leftists get the shit end of a golf club from a righty?

An inquiring (any golf fan and professional I mean) political mind wants to know.
Mickelson no longer lives on the left coast. He doesn't like lefty taxes. Mickelson may as well change his swing to righty, too.
 
Good work for Phil, but the PGA Championship is supposed to be in August.

There seems to be nothing that this generation of Americans can't screw up.

I would have given Bernie or Liz absolute authority over absolutely everything and taken my chances with that.

When we miraculously run into a remaining smart person these days, we need to take advantage.

Bernie and Liz are mature, stable, smart people.
I bet they at least know when to run the PGA Championship, for Christ's sake.
 
Good work for Phil, but the PGA Championship is supposed to be in August.

There seems to be nothing that this generation of Americans can't screw up.

I would have given Bernie or Liz absolute authority over absolutely everything and taken my chances with that.

When we miraculously run into a remaining smart person these days, we need to take advantage.

Bernie and Liz are mature, stable, smart people.
I bet they at least know when to run the PGA Championship, for Christ's sake.

LMFAO
 
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