Lefty

[ExpressLane]

I think this was a hole in one at 400 yards. Not sure.

Are you sure it wasn't a one in a hole?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Good work for Phil, but the PGA Championship is supposed to be in August.

There seems to be nothing that this generation of Americans can't screw up.

I would have given Bernie or Liz absolute authority over absolutely everything and taken my chances with that.

When we miraculously run into a remaining smart person these days, we need to take advantage.

Bernie and Liz are mature, stable, smart people.
I bet they at least know when to run the PGA Championship, for Christ's sake.

That's a bad idea. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Hey! I know a pro golf judge. I don't play.

He sure does admire my baseball player uncle. I do too, he's a good guy.

But the way the golf judge man does is different.