My Girlfriend gets pregnant. I put some ru486 in her coffee. Did I commit a crime?

[DamnYankee]

Are you a skier, USloyal?

 

[Topspin]

let's just say I know a guy back in freshman year 29 yrs ago got two chicks prego and 2 abortions same semester.

 

[TuTu Monroe]

Yes, on Lake Tahoe. Its a long story, but my wife felt the need to split our spring vacation between the wishes of our son and the opposite desires of our daughter. So we will spend three glorious days at Tahoe then drive on an exceeding long trip to SoCal and spend three days on some damn island somewhere.

Santa Catalina Island?

 

[DamnYankee]

Santa Catalina Island?

That's sound about right; I haven't been paying that much attention.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i love how on jpp we can go from forced abortions to skiing in the span of a couple of posts

 

[Minister of Truth]

let's just say I know a guy back in freshman year 29 yrs ago got two chicks prego and 2 abortions same semester.

Wow, apparently the genius never learned how to wear a condom.

 

[DamnYankee]

i love how on jpp we can go from forced abortions to skiing in the span of a couple of posts

Sleep-Eat-Ski

I know that sex is in there somewhere, hence its unintended consequences.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

i love how on jpp we can go from forced abortions to skiing in the span of a couple of posts

the connection was obvious....WM's girlfriend.....ice, snow, frigid......

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Wow, apparently the genius never learned how to wear a condom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_contraception#Roman_Catholicism

 

[wanderingbear]

I abort the baby through my own means when girlfriend isn't paying attention.

What crime have I committed?

(*not being facetious* disclaimer etc)

Not in Oregon.

 

[Minister of Truth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_contraception#Roman_Catholicism

Yeah, I doubt the Catechism was ever an issue for the moron. He failed to wear condoms with two different girls who both underwent abortions. Genius.