OMFG... I Am Kin To Obama!!!!!

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

I swear, this is no joke. My sister has the VIP deal with Ancestry.com and she has been researching our family for the past several years. Yesterday, she texts me this message: We are kin to Obama! LOL

I talked with her briefly later on the phone, and she didn't have time to give me all the details, but I think she said it is through his mother's side, her aunt was my great aunt's daughter. I think that makes us cousins.

Anyway, I knew the pinheads would all get a kick out of this.


....Hey Cuz... where is MY check???

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Your check? I'm trying to be hopeful that you aren't making a terrible reparations joke.

 

[Cancel7]

Obama's first real scandal.

 

[Damocles]

I swear, this is no joke. My sister has the VIP deal with Ancestry.com and she has been researching our family for the past several years. Yesterday, she texts me this message: We are kin to Obama! LOL

I talked with her briefly later on the phone, and she didn't have time to give me all the details, but I think she said it is through his mother's side, her aunt was my great aunt's daughter. I think that makes us cousins.

Anyway, I knew the pinheads would all get a kick out of this.


....Hey Cuz... where is MY check???

You kidding? His Grandmother still is an illegal immigrant and you think you get a check?

 

[charver]

Obama's first real scandal.

Do you see this becoming a resigning issue?

 

[Cancel7]

Do you see this becoming a resigning issue?

I don't know Charver, but I think this one's got legs. If someone found a link between me and Dixie, no matter how tenuous, I would be drafting a response right now.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Your check? I'm trying to be hopeful that you aren't making a terrible reparations joke.

No, I hadn't thought about reparations....hmmmm... I am 1/16 black....

Actually, I just thought, since my cousin is the president, and he seems to like sending out big checks.... ya know? But I may have to check into the reparations thing, that may be my new retirement plan!

What's funny is, I am not related to Obama through my African-American roots or his, nor are we related through our European ancestry, it is our common Cherokee bond which connects us.

I'm convinced my ancestors were horndogs.... just did it with anyone... so there is really no telling what all kinds of blood I have in my veins. There are a couple of other interesting family connections as well. Lucille Ball's grandmother and my great-grandmother, were first cousins. We are also related to Emily Dickinson, but I don't recall the connection, it was distant.

 

[Thorn]

You kidding? His Grandmother still is an illegal immigrant and you think you get a check?

Aunt or half-aunt, not his grandmother.

 

[DamnYankee]

I swear, this is no joke. My sister has the VIP deal with Ancestry.com and she has been researching our family for the past several years. Yesterday, she texts me this message: We are kin to Obama! LOL

I talked with her briefly later on the phone, and she didn't have time to give me all the details, but I think she said it is through his mother's side, her aunt was my great aunt's daughter. I think that makes us cousins.

Anyway, I knew the pinheads would all get a kick out of this.


....Hey Cuz... where is MY check???

So now you can say the N word as often as any black comedian or rapper and no one can call you racist for doing so.

 

[Damocles]

Aunt or half-aunt, not his grandmother.

Yeah, close enough. Closer relative, no check forthcoming...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

So now you can say the N word as often as any black comedian or rapper and no one can call you racist for doing so.

Yeah he should try it.

Dumb Honkeys.

 

[ib1yysguy]

You'd better call your best friend Zell Miller and let him know.

 

[Whomever]

I swear, this is no joke. My sister has the VIP deal with Ancestry.com and she has been researching our family for the past several years. Yesterday, she texts me this message: We are kin to Obama! LOL

I talked with her briefly later on the phone, and she didn't have time to give me all the details, but I think she said it is through his mother's side, her aunt was my great aunt's daughter. I think that makes us cousins.

Anyway, I knew the pinheads would all get a kick out of this.


....Hey Cuz... where is MY check???

Yeah well most families have a black sheep side and their descendants.
Guess which side I think you are on?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ib1 is my cousins half brother

 

[Whomever]

I am from the planet greeblepop and have no relatives on this insignificant planet.
I only have 5 more years to serve for my punishment though.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I swear, this is no joke. My sister has the VIP deal with Ancestry.com and she has been researching our family for the past several years. Yesterday, she texts me this message: We are kin to Obama! LOL

I talked with her briefly later on the phone, and she didn't have time to give me all the details, but I think she said it is through his mother's side, her aunt was my great aunt's daughter. I think that makes us cousins.

Anyway, I knew the pinheads would all get a kick out of this.


....Hey Cuz... where is MY check???

Don't feel bad. I'm a shirt tail relative to William Howard Taft.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I don't know Charver, but I think this one's got legs. If someone found a link between me and Dixie, no matter how tenuous, I would be drafting a response right now.

Actually, if you go back far enough...were all related.

 

[Whomever]

Actually, if you go back far enough...were all related.

true we all come from a group of a few hundred in central Africa.
At least that is what the genetics say.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Don't feel bad. I'm a shirt tail relative to William Howard Taft.

Great man.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

true we all come from a group of a few hundred in central Africa.
At least that is what the genetics say.

Actually, Mott thinks we all came from CORN! LMAOOOOOOO! SERIOUSLY!!