Republican to the end...

My Church is not a fan of cremation, although it is allowing pyromaniacs to go through with it, but I see myself as a candidate for a mausoleum, as my parents plan to do. Since I am a pyromaniac in life, I can surely go to rest in cooler fashion.
 
Well, so far i'm apparently a treason supporting hater of the English language.

Perhaps i could also be a breeder of grapefruits with beaks?

Or a trombone playing Japanese mouse with aluminium genitals and a penchant for the musical stylings of Buju Banton?

The possibilities are endless.

No that would be a Satanic treason supporting hater of the English language.
 
My Church is not a fan of cremation, although it is allowing pyromaniacs to go through with it, but I see myself as a candidate for a mausoleum, as my parents plan to do. Since I am a pyromaniac in life, I can surely go to rest in cooler fashion.
I'm thinking about having my buddy the taxidermist having me stuffed and mounted on my favorite chair just to see how long it will take them to notice why I didn't turn the TV off.
 
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