True, but you are a woman, which means we must of course get verification from a reliable source.... a man.
I once wrote a really funny article about that, and it got published in Newsday. I got the idea for it when twice in the same week, some man had to verify what I had told them. The first incident was when I told the guy in the 7/11 that the ATM didn’t work, and he actually took my card from me to try it himself, and then RUBBED the card, as if that would clear up the problem, and then finally said “Huh, the machine must be broke”. The second incident was went to tell the gas station guy that the pump didn’t work, and he came out because I must be doing something wrong, tried it several different ways, and then concluded “huh, it must be broke”. Of course, in both cases I was sooo relieved once it had been verified by some man.