The incredible prognosticative ability of Dick Morris

cawacko said:
You need to meet this guy who sat next to me in the Boston office. His voice was so deap it literally gave me a headache when he talked at his desk. He would be an exceptional heckler at a sporting event. Seriously it could be love at first sound for you.
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No, not that deep. There is a difference between that kind of voice, and a masculine voice, and also between those, and a voice like Dick Morris has - which sounds as if it were coming out of mickey mouse after he got his balls stuck in his zipper.

I just l like men to sound like men, that’s all.
 
The board has been slow today. And so has work, so I'm doubly bored.

Luckily I have tomorrow off, so I get to lay up and relax.




Lady T getting the deviants? Hate to tell you, but thats where the money is. (at least from what I hear)

Let me know when ya'll get the phone thing going. :clink:
 
As long as you don't sound like Richard Gere you should do fine.
 
This Dick Morris:

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I kinda picture Majority as a gerbil line sorta guy.

Anybody who is that rabidly anti-gay has to be a toe-tapper.
 
Solitary said:
I kinda picture Majority as a gerbil line sorta guy.

Anybody who is that rabidly anti-gay has to be a toe-tapper.
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Okay, let's follow that using the same logic with other things.

This would mean that everybody in the KKK was black, because anybody that rabidly anti-black would have to be black.

Every liberal, yes every single one, all voted for Bush, because anybody that rabidly anti-Bush would have to be a closet Bushie...

This is the type of logic up with which I will not put....

;)
 
Damocles said:
Okay, let's follow that using the same logic with other things.

This would mean that everybody in the KKK was black, because anybody that rabidly anti-black would have to be black.

Every liberal, yes every single one, all voted for Bush, because anybody that rabidly anti-Bush would have to be a closet Bushie...

This is the type of logic up with which I will not put....

;)
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I haven't known any blck KKK members. But I have known several rabid homophobes that I later found out were switch hitters (at least).

Besides, this is a political board. I didn't think logic was a strict requirement.
 
Solitary said:
I haven't known any blck KKK members. But I have known several rabid homophobes that I later found out were switch hitters (at least).

Besides, this is a political board. I didn't think logic was a strict requirement.
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Don't take it personally. I thought the winky would put forward the idea that I was mostly joking.
 
Damocles said:
Don't take it personally. I thought the winky would put forward the idea that I was mostly joking.
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Oh, I'm sorry. My sarcasm must not have been clear. I was not taking you seriously.

I mean, you talking about not tolerating a certain kind of logic? And you run this zoo? I actually laughed out loud.
 
Solitary said:
Oh, I'm sorry. My sarcasm must not have been clear. I was not taking you seriously.

I mean, you talking about not tolerating a certain kind of logic? And you run this zoo? I actually laughed out loud.
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Excellent! Somebody gets my humor!

Don't tell Darla, she tries to tell me I am never funny, but then laughs at my jokes anyway.
 
Damocles said:
Excellent! Somebody gets my humor!

Don't tell Darla, she tries to tell me I am never funny, but then laughs at my jokes anyway.
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You are sarcastic, thats some of the best humor. Hard to get it thru online though. You need tone of voice and facial expressions.
 
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