The Snake that tempted Eve

[Jade Dragon]

I'm pretty sure Michelangelo was familiar with it.

Your entire argument is pointless if what the Bible says doesn't matter. Michelangelo is irrelevant.

 

[BidenPresident]

Your entire argument is pointless if what the Bible says doesn't matter. Michelangelo is irrelevant.

Mr Mason is a troll.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Your entire argument is pointless if what the Bible says doesn't matter. Michelangelo is irrelevant.

Interpretation

 

[Mason Michaels]

Mr Mason is a troll.

Than why are you here skippy?

 

[BidenPresident]

Than why are you here skippy?

Fuck off, asshole.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Well, ... to the casual observer, it looks like she got caught giving Adam a Lewinsky.

Adam was usually too "quick" with his first ejaculation is my wild guess.

Eve may have been getting it out of the way for the purpose of a better "ride" afterwards.

Or not. I wasn't there.

 

[Jade Dragon]

Interpretation

No, there is no interpretation if nothing is mentioned. You're looking at a painting and having immature thoughts on something that wasn't really a thing till much later than Biblical times.

 

[BidenPresident]

No, there is no interpretation if nothing is mentioned. You're looking at a painting and having immature thoughts on something that wasn't really a thing till much later than Biblical times.

This is why I don't respect religion. Too many half wits saying inane things that make no sense. Mr Mason thinks God commanded Michelangelo to make the picture.

 

[BidenPresident]

I wonder if Mr Mason knows Michelangelo was a homosexual?!

 

[Flash]

Mason, oral sex isn't even mentioned in the Bible.

Doesn't sodomy sometimes include oral sex?

 

[BidenPresident]

Doesn't sodomy sometimes include oral sex?

It was always poorly defined. In England it was a way to prosecute homosexuals.

 

[Flash]

It was always poorly defined. In England it was a way to prosecute homosexuals.

Sodomy laws in the U. S. often included oral and anal sex (in some states it only applied to people of the same sex).

 

[BidenPresident]

Sodomy laws in the U. S. often included oral and anal sex (in some states it only applied to people of the same sex).

Don't know those laws. But if you look at British laws (past) there was no specific definition.
Sodomy was merely what people thought homosexuals did with their bodies--no vaginal intercourse.

 

[Jack]

Adam was usually too "quick" with his first ejaculation is my wild guess.

Eve may have been getting it out of the way for the purpose of a better "ride" afterwards.

Or not. I wasn't there.

As good as any other Theory here, Nifty.

 

[Jack]

No, there is no interpretation if nothing is mentioned. You're looking at a painting and having immature thoughts on something that wasn't really a thing till much later than Biblical times.

Wait! So, Blow Jobs weren't a THING back then?

 

[Mason Michaels]

No, there is no interpretation if nothing is mentioned. You're looking at a painting and having immature thoughts on something that wasn't really a thing till much later than Biblical times.

We are living in Old Testament times since May 15 1948

 

[Mason Michaels]

This is why I don't respect religion. Too many half wits saying inane things that make no sense. Mr Mason thinks God commanded Michelangelo to make the picture.

I do

 

[BidenPresident]

We are living in Old Testament times since May 15 1948

Absolutely rational comment. Makes sense!

 

[Mason Michaels]

I wonder if Mr Mason knows Michelangelo was a homosexual?!

What's your point?

 

[BidenPresident]

What's your point?

That you're a dope.