The Snake that tempted Eve

[Jack]

Think about available hygiene practices back then.

Jade. You need to talk to your penis more.

 

[BidenPresident]

You're here?

You sure aint.

 

[BidenPresident]

I'm afraid this may be above your Pay Grade, BP.

You're dope. This is high school level art history. fuck off

 

[BidenPresident]

Jade. You need to talk to your penis more.

ok. Troll thread. the end

 

[BidenPresident]

No Trump isn't my Messiah

And apples are not my favorite fruit. So the fuck what?!

 

[Jack]

You're dope. This is high school level art history. fuck off

Is THAT what you are getting out of this?

 

[BidenPresident]

Is THAT what you are getting out of this?

Troll away. I find this boring.

 

[Jack]

Troll away. I find this boring.

Eve. Looking for a '3-Way'. And that is 'boring' to you. (SAD)

 

[Controlled Opposition]

But it did happen so you have no point

My point is that it wasn't a miracle, it was a bribe.

 

[Mason Michaels]

You sure aint.

Ain't ain't a word

 

[Mason Michaels]

And apples are not my favorite fruit. So the fuck what?!

Apples? What has that have to do with this ?

 

[Mason Michaels]

My point is that it wasn't a miracle, it was a bribe.

God moves in mysterious ways!

 

[Controlled Opposition]

God moves in mysterious ways!

You have an ineffectual answer for everything. What about the bad things that happen? God's will? Free will? Shit happens?

 

[Mason Michaels]

You have an ineffectual answer for everything. What about the bad things that happen? God's will? Free will? Shit happens?

Sounds like you have some issues you need to take up with God not Apollyon.

 

[Controlled Opposition]

Sounds like you have some issues you need to take up with God not Apollyon.

No offense, but I won't take spiritual advice from you.

 

[Melchizedek = Michael]

No offense, but I won't take spiritual advice from you.

Take it from God!

 

[Controlled Opposition]

Take it from God!

The Lord spoke to me and said, "Heed not Mason, for he knows not of what he preaches."

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You have an ineffectual answer for everything. What about the bad things that happen? God's will? Free will? Shit happens?

“Shit happens” gets my vote coupled with free will. God isn’t a petty asshole nor limited by human emotions.

 

[Mason Michaels]

The Lord spoke to me and said, "Heed not Mason, for he knows not of what he preaches."

You're lying

 

[BidenPresident]

You're lying

I talked to God too. Told me you're an idiot.