Why I am a liberal…

[MAGA MAN]

You are a conservative because you cannot change your mindset.

I'm a conservative because I choose to think for myself.

 

[ExpressLane]

I became a liberal ironically at Liberty University.

Obviously one of their failures.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Nope. I have a picture of me with Jerry Falwell to prove it.

No you have a picture of someone with Falwell.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Obviously one of their failures.

He needs to ask for him parent's money back.

 

[AProudLefty]

Obviously one of their failures.

I guess so.

 

[ExpressLane]

I guess so.

I said one.

 

[AProudLefty]

I said one.

That one wasn't a major failure?

 

[ExpressLane]

You are a conservative because you cannot change your mindset.

Fortunately I don't need to change it because I'm right. I started out as a liberal and moved to conservatism

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Why I am a liberal…

low IQ...

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Can you elaborate?

he means he wants open borders because limiting citizenship to people who are born here and who immigrate legally is "feudal"......

 

[AProudLefty]

Fortunately I don't need to change it because I'm right. I started out as a liberal and moved to conservatism

So you closed your mind? Why?

 

[MAGA MAN]

I guess so.

Disgusting.

 

[AProudLefty]

Disgusting.

Why? I love redheads.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Why? I love redheads.

You're so fat you can't pull your pants up.

 

[ExpressLane]

That one wasn't a major failure?

Did I say that? I dislike people who get rich off of God. In my denomination all preachers with the same experience get paid the same. The longer they are in the ministry the more they are paid but they never get rich. Tithe is sent to the national church and pastors are paid by the national church. That way if the biggest contributor is doing wrong the pastor can step in without fear of losing his job. That actually happened in my mom's church a doctor was doing some amoral things and the church board ultimatly had to disfellowship him. It did not effect the minister's income.

 

[AProudLefty]

You're so fat you can't pull your pants up.

That's Jerry Falwell, Jr.

 

[AProudLefty]

Did I say that? I dislike people who get rich off of God. In my denomination all preachers with the same experience get paid the same. The longer they are in the ministry the more they are paid but they never get rich. Tithe is sent to the national church and pastors are paid by the national church. That way if the biggest contributor is doing wrong the pastor can step in without fear of losing his job. That actually happened in my mom's church a doctor was doing some amoral things and the church board ultimatly had to disfellowship him. It did not effect the minister's income.

That is one of the reasons why liberals are liberals.

 

[ExpressLane]

So you closed your mind? Why?

I opened my mind. Your mind is closed .....why???

 

[MAGA MAN]

That's Jerry Falwell, Jr.

So you're the redhead that just sucked his cock?

 

[AProudLefty]

I opened my mind. Your mind is closed .....why???

Liberalism is about being open minded. Conservativism isn't.