Nothing unfortunate at all. Unlike some, we don't rely on the television to educate our children. They are educated with real science, not bullshit about global warming. Our children don't watch much television at all. And what they do watch is carefully controlled by us.
I feel very sorry for your children when they're released from that sheltered little environment into the real world. I also fear for the fact that one of your children has the genetic makeup to be gay. How will you handle that?