I certainly wouldn't go so far as calling Darla a dunce (particularly when the word has been rendered meaningless through endless repetition). But being a debate champion on this board? Kind of a dubious achievement at best...
Really One cell? I know Darla broke your heart when she didn't agree with every little word you used once in 12 years, but don't pretend she is less than what she is. You insult yourself the most with this track of thinking.