Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Rain is precipitation. Humidity is "oh, damn, FML..."
No, that would be 101%I thought 100% humidity was called rain!!![]()
Yea I know what humidity is, I'm just fucking with USF.
Yea I know what humidity is, I'm just fucking with USF.
It was more for his benefit.
ill bet nobody rides bikes there either.
I actually agree with this. Bikers have as much of a responsibility to themselves and others just as car owners and motorcyclists.
Yea it was a problem when I was living down south. I thought the cycling would be great because you have more warm months that you can ride but between roads that don't have paved curbs and a large population of drivers openly hostile to cyclist and law enforcement who essentially don't give a rats ass for cyclist finding a safe place to ride could be one hell of a challenge.
It amazed me how even the sight of a cyclist would enrage the rednecks down there. Most were fat lard asses who were to fucking chickenshit to get out of their trucks but they had no conscience about running your ass over.
If you're riding on the side of the road (or the shoulder) I generally don't give a fuck. But if you're in tandem, in the middle of the road, going 5mph, I will not stop for you. In fact I'll go back to make sure I did the job right.I've ridden several hundred miles over the past year, and I actually haven't really encountered a single instance of active hostility. I have a bike mirror and keep watch of people behind me, but 99% of people slow down and give me 3 feet (as the law says they should), and the rest didn't slow down but at least gave me room. I do often get nervous when I see a car behind me and just get off the road for them to pass, but, so far, there hasn't been a single person yet who's just barreled through, so it's never actually proved necessary (I am still going to continue be conservative about this in the future, though; I don't want to be on the road when I finally do meet that guy who just barrels through). Nor have I encountered anyone flipping me off, or throwing shit at me, as I've seen people claim in numerous places online.
Just post a radio add for free beer and cheese dip at the local Piggly Wiggly 15 minutes before you go out for a ride and you won't have a problem. As long as your heading in the opposite direction of the Piggly Wiggly.
If you're riding on the side of the road (or the shoulder) I generally don't give a fuck. But if you're in tandem, in the middle of the road, going 5mph, I will not stop for you. In fact I'll go back to make sure I did the job right.
Nothing in North America even remotely comes close to being in the tropics when It comes to humidity.
Then DON'T GET ON THE ROAD. YOU HAVE A SIDEWALK FOR GOING SLOW. USE IT!
See what I mean about how fucking ENTITLED cyclists feel? They don't pay for the roads, but they feel they have a right to burden those of us that DO, and get mad when we want them to follow the exact same laws we have to? Cyclists should follow all the same rules, regulations, and registration as cars, if only to take the wind out of their arrogant sails.
And you horse fuckers getting killed for doing 5 in a 50 isn't mine.
My truck weighs 2.5 tons. Stay the fuck out if my way. You will lose every time. We built bike paths for you fuckers. Use em
We don't have sidewalks in most of the south, and, again, the most dangerous place for a cyclist to be is on the sidewalk. Lot's of pedestrians are killed by cyclists who choose to take their bike onto the sidewalk, but cyclists only pose a minor annoyance on the road. IMO, cyclists should be banned from the sidewalk, and required to ride on the road. As for a shoulder, yeah, I ride on a shoulder wherever it's present, but it's usually not.
So then you are out if my way and it is a moot point. Stay out of my way and you have no worries. Get in my way and your will have your leisurely ride listening to Celine Dionne's greatest hits interrupted by my loud horn. Your choice
No sidewalks? God, the South is such a fucking pathetic place! Hurry up and finish your education so you can GTFO of there.