The government says you should wear a seat belt.
The government says you shouldn't text and drive.
The government says you shouldn't drink and drive.
The government says you should obey stop signals and speed limits.
The government says you should drink less.
The government says you shouldn't smoke.
The government says you you shouldn't take drugs.
The government says you should eat less.
The government says you should exercise regularly.
The government says you should avoid unprotected sex with people whose health history you don't know.
The government says you need a pilots license to fly an aircraft.
The government says you shouldn't shoot yourself.
True Conservatives™ should defy all these government overreaches. Every day. Repeat as necessary.