ok. mine likes to wash the dishes too, but it's still unsanitary.
you win that one.
just goes to show, criminals are cowards at heart. I've had to beat off big ass dogs before (happens growing up with gramps' hunting dogs), no big deal.
Criminals are cowards, no argument there .. however, guaranteed, you have not had to beat off a well-trained dog, particularly a Bouvier. Hunting dogs hunt, trained protection dogs don't bite, they hold and crush. Just for giggles, go to your local police department and ask to put on the sleeve to catch a dog .. then get ready for a fight that will feel as though your arm is being ripped from its socket .. and you'll find that the more you fight, the more the dog will crush down on your arm, and a man-dog (seriously tough) will crush through the sleeve and leave bruises on your arm. Then imagine you fighting this dog without the sleeve. For even more fun, ask to catch the dog off-lead while you run away. By the time the dog hits you it will be travelling about 100 miles an hour seemingly, and intent on bringing you down .. but whatever you do, don't fall down. You'll expose your face.
It's a whole 'nother world from gramps hunting dogs I assure you.
then all those stories of mauled children..........delusions? Fido the family mastiff doesn't really exist? I've been around dogs most of my life as well, been bitten quite a few times. I'll trust an inanimate object to never bite me than a living animal to obey me all the time, no matter how sweet and faithful they have been in the past.
Dogs that maul children are dogs that have not been trained nor socialized and usually the children they maul are not the children they live with. Pits are ususally the culprits, but that's only because they have not been trained. In 40 years of working with dogs I have NEVER heard of a well-trained dog turning on its master or the children of its master.
You go ahead and trust that inanimate object .. I'll keep my trust in one of the most special relationships that humans could ever have with a non-human being.
Finally, do you remember Richard Rameriez, the Night Stalker in LA? I was living in Los Angeles during his year-long killing and rape reign of terror. His MO was that he would break into homes at night while people were asleep, then kill and rape the occupants. Because he broke in at night he often attacked and killed couples ..
Vincent and Maxine Zazzara
William and Lillian Doi
Malvia Keller and Blanche Wolfe
Mary Louise Cannon
Lela and Max Kneiding
Christopher and Virginia Petersen
Elyas and Sakina Abowath
Peter and Barbara Pan
William Carns and his fiancée
Sometimes he just found a single victim ..
Jennie Vincow
Tsia-Lian Yu
Ruth Wilson
Mary Louise Cannon
Whitney Bennett
Joyce Lucille Nelson
All were attacked in their homes at night.
Once people knew there was a serial killer loose, many ran out and bought guns. Elyas Abowath bought a gun and slept with it under his pillow .. Ramirez killed him with the same gun .. then he raped his wife before killing her. Point being, in nine of the homes he broke into, the owners had guns ... nobody had a dog .. not even a small dog. You cannot sneak up on a dog, not even a small one. You do not need a large protection dog for the dog to help keep you safe.
He was finally caught by a group of UNARMED hispanics after he was recognized. They ran him down and beat the shit out of his ass before the police got there to save him.
This isn't just for you but anyone who reads this .. get yourself a dog .. even if it's just a little one.