Laws to require racism in the name of eliminating racism.
Such as?
Laws to forbid the sale of cabbage on Sunday (New Jersey).
Probably because at some point in NJ's history, some asshole sold cabbage on a Sunday and it created a problem. I'm not saying religion is probably the reason, but....religion is probably the reason for any laws against doing anything on a Sunday.
Laws to forbid the rollerskates in public restrooms (Oregon).
Probably because at some point, someone went into a restroom in roller skates and had an accident, or did something that resulted in someone dying or getting seriously injured.
Laws that forbid owning a whale (Kansas City, KS?).
Probably because some asshole thought it would be neat to get a whale as a pet, and they put that whale in their pool where the whale undoubtedly died.
Laws that forbid a type of gun that doesn't exist (the SOTC).
Well, this feels like a half-truth here...and was probably a gun that NO LONGER EXISTS, but did at the time the law was written.
And again, the law was written because some jackass acted irresponsibly.
Laws that forbid the sale of a mattress on Sunday (WA).
THIS feels like Christianity to me.
Laws that forbid shooting a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel
Because someone shot a buffalo from a hotel, and probably missed and killed an innocent person...or killed the buffalo, which is also innocent.
Laws that forbid serving margarine in restaurants unless the customer requests it (WI).
Probably because someone had a bad allergic reaction to it, causing that person death or great injury.
The reason we have stupid laws is because we have stupid people.
Laws that make it illegal to cause a catastrophe
Wait - you're saying that you should be allowed to cause catastrophes?
Laws that make selling a toilet that uses more than 1 gallon per flush is illegal, but importing them is not
This sounds like a half-truth.
Laws that make it legal for an aircraft owner to change the tires on his own airplane, but not the spark plugs
Well probably because you can change a tire with no problem, but changing sparkplugs in an airplane would seem to require a higher level of skill.
So it would appear this law was written because some jackass took it upon themselves to replace the sparkplugs in a plane, and the plane ended up crashing or exploding because of that.
You don't get stupid laws without stupid people.
Laws that require over 75 different formulations for gasoline (more than there are States!) in the summer, but not in the winter, where it's just four (Federal regulations).
Probably because the cold weather has effects on certain "formulations" of gasoline.
You know...we just saw that shit play out two weeks ago in Texas, where all the fossil fuel energy was frozen in transit and process by the cold.
The first rule of government: It doesn't have to make sense.
No, that's the first rule of Conservatism...followed by Rule #2 which is "Always be racist".