Teacher: Okay kids, here is today's math problem. Sally has nine apples, and Jane has three apples. Who has more apples? Is it
a) Jane
b) Sally
c) They both have the same number of apples
d) I am too fucking stupid to understand math.
Teacher: Yes, anatta, I see you have your hand up. Again.
anatta: D.
Teacher: In your case, that's correct, but does anyone else want to try?
Sirshrinksalot: Oh, oh, it's c. Because you didn't provide a link showing how many apples. So that's that.
Teacher: That's a good guess, but no. LIfe is Golden, you had your hand up
Life is Golden: Why is the government forcing Sally to have so many apples? Why are they mandating these inhuman apple quotas?
Ah, a day in the life of a teacher at Bullshit Mountain High.