Better with the quotes

[FUCK THE POLICE]

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

I love the guy in the bottom right corner counting money.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I love the guy in the bottom right corner counting money.

He's showing true American spirit.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

He's showing true American spirit.

"I'm bout to buy me some salvation"

 

[Norman Paperman]

I love the guy in the bottom right corner counting money.

Must be one of them there Joos...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I've seen the original. Jack Chick on steroids and just as factually wrong.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

He's showing true American spirit.

He sure is. I've often argued that we should change the US Motto on Currency from "E Pluribus Unum" to "If it's 10% it's fair!"

 

[Mott the Hoople]

"I'm bout to buy me some salvation"

Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?

You wouldn't happen to be a close personal friend of Lex Luthor, would you?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?

How many acres?

 

[Minister of Truth]

My family actually owns farmland in Nebraska. Its operated by tenants who own a grain store, and we get a cut of the profits for owning the farm. Good folks, too!

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

I'm trying to find a few thousand acres in the middle of nowhere to pick up cheap. You'll never see my ass in public again.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I'm trying to find a few thousand acres in the middle of nowhere to pick up cheap. You'll never see my ass in public again.

Good, although I wouldn't mind seeing your wife's ass in public. She drink much?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Good, although I wouldn't mind seeing your wife's ass in public. She drink much?

Because I like you, I'll take that as a joke. However, I do not approve of jokes about my wife. Her sister however, is fair game. And has a sweet ass.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Because I like you, I'll take that as a joke. However, I do not approve of jokes about my wife. Her sister however, is fair game. And has a sweet ass.

LOL, is this an inlaw thing, or are you seriously vouching for her sister's ass?

Also, this probably wouldn't have happened, but Mott has been practically begging for me to make a joke about his wife's looks for months, and the other day I finally took the bait...

 

[Canceled.LTroll.4]

LOL, is this an inlaw thing, or are you seriously vouching for her sister's ass?

Also, this probably wouldn't have happened, but Mott has been practically begging for me to make a joke about his wife's looks for months, and the other day I finally took the bait...

He has a wife?

 

[The Anonymous]

He has a wife?

Ur mom has a wife.

 

[The Anonymous]

Yurt sucks.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

LOL, is this an inlaw thing, or are you seriously vouching for her sister's ass?

Also, this probably wouldn't have happened, but Mott has been practically begging for me to make a joke about his wife's looks for months, and the other day I finally took the bait...

Dude, my sister in-law is fucking hot. Like a slightly bigger version of my wife.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Dude, my sister in-law is fucking hot. Like a slightly bigger version of my wife.