Better with the quotes

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He has a wife?

Who, me or Mott? I've been married for 3 years now.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Yurt sucks.

lol...i didn't even post in this thread and this obsessive troll, (topspin) had to bring me up

 

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lol...i didn't even post in this thread and this obsessive troll, (topspin) had to bring me up

The capitalization at the beginning of each post leads me to believe that Top is not at work here.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

My family actually owns farmland in Nebraska. Its operated by tenants who own a grain store, and we get a cut of the profits for owning the farm. Good folks, too!

What part of Nebraska.
I grew up there.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

He has a wife?

It looks like you're heart broken!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Who, me or Mott? I've been married for 3 years now.

HUGH DIPSHITZ not HUGO STIGLITZ

 

[Minister of Truth]

What part of Nebraska.
I grew up there.

If it were my mom's side of the family, I would say near Omaha, but as its my dad's side, I'm not exactly sure. All 4 of my grandparents came outta Nebraska, and one pair of them didn't even meet there!

 

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HUGH DIPSHITZ not HUGO STIGLITZ

Sorry dude, but that one confuses me all the time.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Sorry dude, but that one confuses me all the time.

I seriously stared at it for a second thinking "Hey, I don't remember posting that..."

You shouldn't feel too bad.

 

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I seriously stared at it for a second thinking "Hey, I don't remember posting that..."

You shouldn't feel too bad.

I never said I felt bad. It's the capital letters. They throw me off.

 

[The Anonymous]

Bwahahaha

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You wouldn't happen to be a close personal friend of Lex Luthor, would you?

How'd did you know that?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

How many acres?

As many as you want! But you'd better hurry. Their selling like hotcakes!!

 

[Minister of Truth]

As many as you want! But you'd better hurry. Their selling like hotcakes!!

I dunno, hotcakes are overrated. I prefer hotlips!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Because I like you, I'll take that as a joke. However, I do not approve of jokes about my wife. Her sister however, is fair game. And has a sweet ass.

I love sister jokes! There even better than Mom jokes.

A while back my wife, a Filipina, got a case of the green meanies when she found out I had dated another Filipina before I met her. So in a fit a jealousy she demanded to know how many other Filipinas I had banged. To which I replied "Including your sister?" (Good thing for me she has a sense of humor!)

She got even with me about a month later. I was taking her to work and she was nagging me the whole way in. So when I got there I reached over, opened her door and said "Now get your ass in there and make me some money!" She gave me a shocked look and said "What you going to do with my money?" I said "Go to a whore house!" She then said, with out missing a beat, "Tell your mother I said hi!"

Man that was cold!

 

[Minister of Truth]

I love sister jokes! There even better than Mom jokes.

A while back my wife, a Filipina, got a case of the green meanies when she found out I had dated another Filipina before I met her. So in a fit a jealousy she demanded to know how many other Filipinas I had banged. To which I replied "Including your sister?" (Good thing for me she has a sense of humor!)

She got even with me about a month later. I was taking her to work and she was nagging me the whole way in. So when I got there I reached over, opened her door and said "Now get your ass in there and make me some money!" She gave me a shocked look and said "What you going to do with my money?" I said "Go to a whore house!" She then said, with out missing a beat, "Tell your mother I said hi!"

Man that was cold!

Too bad she was serious and you weren't! It makes for an uneven playing field...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

He has a wife?

I know...I said the same thing. Couldn't believe it either.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Dude, my sister in-law is fucking hot. Like a slightly bigger version of my wife.

By proxy, doesn't that mean your wife is hot too?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Who, me or Mott? I've been married for 3 years now.

He meant me. No one can believe I got married. It is amazing. Ever hear of getting beat with the ugly stick? The whole damned tree fell on me.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

It looks like you're heart broken!!

Nice burn!