Texas gov. shoots, kills 'wily' coyote during jog

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Texas gov. shoots, kills 'wily' coyote during jog

Perry told The Associated Press on Tuesday he needed just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries while jogging to take down a coyote that menaced his puppy during a February run near Austin.

Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets — when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes. He'd also seen coyotes in the undeveloped area.

When one came out of the brush toward his daughter's Labrador retriever, Perry charged.

"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote," he said Tuesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100427/ap_on_re_us/us_governor_shoots_coyote

i couldn't help lollolololol at this comment:

Obama would have requested UN intervention, appointed a coyote czar and requested a billion dollars to solve the problem. The coyote would have said "burp" as it finished eating the dog.
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now thats funny!
 
Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets — when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes.
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Haha! I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a bigger Republican pussy. He needs a .380 with hollow point bullets because he’s afraid of snakes? LOL. Hey Governor, shit your diapers much?


"I holler and the coyote stopped. I holler again. By this time I had taken my weapon out and charged it. It is now staring dead at me. Either me or the dog are in imminent danger. I did the appropriate thing and sent it to where coyotes go," he said.

The governor left the coyote where it fell.

"He became mulch," Perry said.
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What a load of hilarious faux Neanderthal chest thumping. Just judging from all this false bravado, I’m totally betting this city slicker completely embellished and exaggerated this "horrific" coyote "incident".

My wager? No way was this coyote intent on having his dog for lunch. The governor is just a frightened little girl who over-reacted and then made up a he-man story to tell the press. This is like barely one step above bragging about squashing a spider.
 
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Cypress said:
My wager? No way was this coyote intent on having his dog for lunch. The governor is just a frightened little girl who over-reacted and then made up a he-man story to tell the press. This is like barely one step above bragging about squashing a spider.
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I'm sure you got a big kick out of making a hilarious redneck sounding post based on your idiotic notions of texans. for the record, perry is a RINO and i have no respect for him. He's probably only pandering this article to get the TSRA and NRA support for the upcoming gubernatorial election, however, if you completely disavow the dangers posed by coyotes, then you're a complete moron.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/28/taylor-mitchell-singerson_n_337836.html
 
Topspin said:
Last we he got a shot of on a scrambling vicious armadillo.
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Ha!

My city-slicker radar is pegged on Max. This girlish governor is hilarious!

I'm no gun expert, but do you need a .380 caliber with hollow points, if you're "afraid of snakes". Can't you kill one of those dudes with a .22 caliber?

And note to the governor: I've done plenty of trail running and trail hiking. I've never had vicious snakes attack me.
 
Cypress said:
I'm no gun expert, but do you need a .380 caliber with hollow points, if you're "afraid of snakes". Can't you kill one of those dudes with a .22 caliber?
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Yeah, but you cannot reliably kill a coyote with a 22. That's a big concern in many areas.

So what would you have done Cyppie?
 
Weighted Companion Cube said:
Yeah, but you cannot reliably kill a coyote with a 22. That's a big concern in many areas.

So what would you have done Cyppie?
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He specifically said he carried a .38 because he was afraid of snakes.

What does you think he uses to kill misquitos? A 12 gauge shotgun?


Listen city boy, it's not my job to tell you how to act in the great outdoors. I've seen hundreds of coyotes and had dozens of "close encounters". You know what I do? I just keep walking, and they leave me alone. The Governor was just living out a Rambo fantasy. Any dude who comes back from a jog, with a faux bravado-embellished story about taking down a vicious coyote is just compensating for a small penis.
 
Austin fuck they must have 50,000 studends and a couple hundred thousand bubba's. No need whatsoever to jog with a gun except his Rambo fantasy
 
Cypress said:
He specifically said he carried a .38 because he was afraid of snakes.
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And? I carry a 10mm because it's very effective against people. That wouldn't make it ill-suited for coyotes though. (As previously mentioned, they're a significant problem in the area)

What does you think he uses to kill misquitos? A 12 gauge shotgun?
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Hyperbole and stupidity. *snore*


Listen city boy, it's not my job to tell you how to act in the great outdoors. I've seen hundreds of coyotes and had dozens of "close encounters". You know what I do? I just keep walking, and they leave me alone. The Governor was just living out a Rambo fantasy. Any dude who comes back from a jog, with a faux bravado-embellished story about taking down a vicious coyote is just compensating for a small penis.
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Ah yes, I'm a city boy. Because I currently live in Detroit. That makes me uninformed about everything that doesn't occur in the city.

Broad, uniformed, gross generalizations aside, you're really in no position to question his course of action. Coyotes in your particular area may not be a problem or a danger. They may be in his. As noted before, in MY area (the city of Detroit), we recently had a man killed by a coyote. And several dogs. So in this area, I'd say they're a threat.
 
Weighted Companion Cube said:
And? I carry a 10mm because it's very effective against people. That wouldn't make it ill-suited for coyotes though. (As previously mentioned, they're a significant problem in the area)

Hyperbole and stupidity. *snore*



Ah yes, I'm a city boy. Because I currently live in Detroit. That makes me uninformed about everything that doesn't occur in the city.

Broad, uniformed, gross generalizations aside, you're really in no position to question his course of action. Coyotes in your particular area may not be a problem or a danger. They may be in his. As noted before, in MY area (the city of Detroit), we recently had a man killed by a coyote. And several dogs. So in this area, I'd say they're a threat.
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Fair enough, I'll try to make this crystal clear, and then I'm out.

If a coyote tried to kill my dog, I'd either strangle it, or shoot it if I had a gun.

But, this story by the girlish governor has city-slicker written all over it. I ain't buying it. I don't think the coyote was intent on his dog for a morning snack. In my experience, dudes that brag, and engage in rambo-esque false bravado have a habit of embellishing what really actually went down..
 
Cypress said:
Haha! I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a bigger Republican pussy. He needs a .380 with hollow point bullets because he’s afraid of snakes? LOL. Hey Governor, shit your diapers much?




What a load of hilarious faux Neanderthal chest thumping. Just judging from all this false bravado, I’m totally betting this city slicker completely embellished and exaggerated this "horrific" coyote "incident".

My wager? No way was this coyote intent on having his dog for lunch. The governor is just a frightened little girl who over-reacted and then made up a he-man story to tell the press. This is like barely one step above bragging about squashing a spider.
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My bet is you have never experienced coyotes and are yet again pretending you have a fucking clue as to what you are rambling on about.
 
Cypress said:
Fair enough, I'll try to make this crystal clear, and then I'm out.

If a coyote tried to kill my dog, I'd either strangle it, or shoot it if I had a gun.

But, this story by the girlish governor has city-slicker written all over it. I ain't buying it. I don't think the coyote was intent on his dog for a morning snack. In my experience, dudes that brag, and engage in rambo-esque false bravado have a habit of embellishing what really actually went down..
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Ok, I'll sort of buy that. I know it's a big publicity thing for him.
 
Cypress said:
Listen city boy, it's not my job to tell you how to act in the great outdoors. I've seen hundreds of coyotes and had dozens of "close encounters". You know what I do? I just keep walking, and they leave me alone. The Governor was just living out a Rambo fantasy. Any dude who comes back from a jog, with a faux bravado-embellished story about taking down a vicious coyote is just compensating for a small penis.
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you are such an idiot. You dozens of encounters have occurred where? In your pop up book?

Rarely will a coyote attack an adult. But they do go after small animals, whether humans are around or not. If you HAD any REAL experience with Coyotes, you would also know they RARELY are alone. You once again are just feebly attempting your OWN faux bravado... 'oh, I have a seen hundreds and hundreds of them coyotes and I just stroll on along because I am so tough and them coyotes leave me be'

LMAO....

My bet is you have NEVER seen a pack up close, especially while out for a walk out in the middle of nowhere. I would further wager you would shit yourself if you actually did see a pack up close.
 
Cypress said:
Fair enough, I'll try to make this crystal clear, and then I'm out.

If a coyote tried to kill my dog, I'd either strangle it, or shoot it if I had a gun.

But, this story by the girlish governor has city-slicker written all over it. I ain't buying it. I don't think the coyote was intent on his dog for a morning snack. In my experience, dudes that brag, and engage in rambo-esque false bravado have a habit of embellishing what really actually went down..
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if this was obama, you would be swooning with pride
 
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