Airstrip One
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Nice. Of course, if what SM was saying about conceiving a boy has any validity, then the sex probably sucks, making the incentive on your part less defined. You might want to just drink some of that porter next time!! 
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DamnYankee
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Its valid because male sperm swim faster, so if you give them all a longer distance, they will arrive at the destination first. And no, having sex that way doesn't suck...Nice. Of course, if what SM was saying about conceiving a boy has any validity, then the sex probably sucks, making the incentive on your part less defined. You might want to just drink some of that porter next time!!
I had a friend who had his 4th girl a month before my first was born, a boy. This guy was a real "man's man": great athlete, hunter, sports fanatic, dated about a hundred girls in high school and college (they nick-named him "the stabber"), and had been looking forward to passing the torch onto a son. He walks into my office nearly in tears and ax'd me "how did you do it?" I explained it to him. Working her G spot rather than ramming her cervix has its advantages...
Ahahahaha, I will pass the info along! I can see my son in law blush now!Its valid because male sperm swim faster, so if you give them all a longer distance, they will arrive at the destination first. And no, having sex that way doesn't suck...
I had a friend who had his 4th girl a month before my first was born, a boy. This guy was a real "man's man": great athlete, hunter, sports fanatic, dated about a hundred girls in high school and college (they nick-named him "the stabber"), and had been looking forward to passing the torch onto a son. He walks into my office nearly in tears and ax'd me "how did you do it?" I explained it to him. Working her G spot rather than ramming her cervix has its advantages...
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Tell him to dribble in close and slip it in right behind the goalie's pads instead of a blistering slap-shot from the top of the circle.
Tell him to dribble in close and slip it in right behind the goalie's pads instead of a blistering slap-shot from the top of the circle.
I will, he can probably relate to that!
Airstrip One
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LOLZ, this had turned into an epic advise thread. Perhaps a bit borderline in the rules department, but otherwise eh-okay. 
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
If there is any other sexual advice I can give you all you need do is ax.LOLZ, this had turned into an epic advise thread. Perhaps a bit borderline in the rules department, but otherwise eh-okay.
Listen and learn, grasshopper!LOLZ, this had turned into an epic advise thread. Perhaps a bit borderline in the rules department, but otherwise eh-okay.
Airstrip One
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I'm going to be an uncle in November.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
So every two weeks is more the norm?
Oh, that is wonderful, it is so much more fun than being a parent!
Boy, or girl? My daughter doesn't find out, she believes it helps her have a quick labor and she did! Three pushes! That is amazing...
