Proper urinal etiquette

[cancel2 2022]

Isn't that the chick from "My Name Is Earl"?

Do you mean Jaime Pressly?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I frequently sit to pee. Does that violate the law?

Also, the Wipe Your Ass line would have at least been funny.

Yes, you have violated a Man law. You're officially a sissy now.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Isn't that the chick from "My Name Is Earl"?

I do believe so, yes. The one who plays his ex-wife.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Do you mean Jaime Pressly?

Yes, yes he does.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yes, you have violated a Man law. You're officially a sissy now.

At least I'm not a leaky faucet...

 

[Minister of Truth]

Anyway, I have long since denounced the Bro Code as homosexual (in that it teaches to put dudes ahead of vaginas, but in just about every other way as well), so I'm not about to take Man Laws any more seriously...

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

sorry dudes, its hos before bros....if they are true bros, they will understand accordingly

 

[cancel2 2022]

At least I'm not a leaky faucet...

Perhaps you need a tap on the head?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

There's this way you can stand up in front of a toilet that makes it so you don't have to squat. Usually a boy's father shows him this while he is very young. It usually involves lifting the seat.

Why would the seat be down in the first place?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

dang women keep forgetting to put it back up.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

:lol: