2024 Specific Apolitical Predictions Thread... (for you psychotics)..

[LurchAddams]

There are no water restrictions in the Phoenix metro area.

Right now, but you frequently do. "Google, when was the last drought that affected Phoenix and surrounding areas?

"145 days ago
The last major drought affecting the Phoenix area was 145 days ago, and it is currently the third longest dry streak in the city's history. The state of Arizona has also experienced its hottest and driest 11-month period since officials began tracking those figures in 1895"

Now, T.A. That's only a little over 2 months ago - c'mon, admit desert weather can't be controlled by anyone, including your hated Democrats!

Alright, lets try another one: "Hey Google, will water conditions get progressively worse or better in Arizona?:

"Improving
Recent data from the U.S. Drought Monitor indicates that drought conditions are improving in Arizona. About three-fourths of the state are not in drought conditions, with a very minor area of severe drought. However, climate experts recommend maintaining current drought emergency declarations for the foreseeable future."

Well, it starts out good, but then at the end it reverts back to usual!

Sure, there are recommendations for reducing usage, but no enforceable laws about it. In LA, there are laws restricting water use and there are people enforcing them

Water Conservation & Ordinance

Over 80% of the LADWP’s water is imported. In response to diminishing supplies due to environmental issues in the Sacramento–San Joaquin River Delta and local droughts, the City of Los Angeles has adopted several water conserving ordinances.

www.ladwp.com

LADWP Customers Go Back to Three-Days-A-Week Watering, Commended for Leading on Conservation

www.ladwpnews.com

Water Conservation Rules for Homeowners – City of Los Angeles | Law Soup LA

Here are the water conservation rules for homeowners in the city of Los Angeles. Each phase corresponds to the severity of the drought. Find out here what phase we are currently in. PHASE I The following is prohibited: Using a water hose to wash any paved surfaces including,

la.lawsoup.org

Hmm. Ok. "Hey Google when were the last mandatory water restrictions in Phoenix?"

2004! Oh, lookin' good Phoenix! Of course, Phoenix is a lot closer to the Colorado River than LA. Use all the water you want!

Now before I Google it - I'm going to guess Phoenix's main electricity source is the Hoover Dam in NV... let's see if I was right - so it looks like you've got a Chernobal situation that powers about 1/4 of your city's energy.. build 4 more and you'll be energy independent! You can suceed from CA and dam up the Colorado! That'll teach them evil Democrats!

 

[Matt Dillon]

Right now, but you frequently do. "Google, when was the last drought that affected Phoenix and surrounding areas?

"145 days ago
The last major drought affecting the Phoenix area was 145 days ago, and it is currently the third longest dry streak in the city's history. The state of Arizona has also experienced its hottest and driest 11-month period since officials began tracking those figures in 1895"

Now, T.A. That's only a little over 2 months ago - c'mon, admit desert weather can't be controlled by anyone, including your hated Democrats!

Alright, lets try another one: "Hey Google, will water conditions get progressively worse or better in Arizona?:

"Improving
Recent data from the U.S. Drought Monitor indicates that drought conditions are improving in Arizona. About three-fourths of the state are not in drought conditions, with a very minor area of severe drought. However, climate experts recommend maintaining current drought emergency declarations for the foreseeable future."

Well, it starts out good, but then at the end it reverts back to usual!

Hmm. Ok. "Hey Google when were the last mandatory water restrictions in Phoenix?"

2004! Oh, lookin' good Phoenix! Of course, Phoenix is a lot closer to the Colorado River than LA. Use all the water you want!

Now before I Google it - I'm going to guess Phoenix's main electricity source is the Hoover Dam in NV... let's see if I was right - so it looks like you've got a Chernobal situation that powers about 1/4 of your city's energy.. build 4 more and you'll be energy independent! You can suceed from CA and dam up the Colorado! That'll teach them evil Democrats!

You are such a goober. Guaranteed you couldn't hammer in a 16 in 3 whacks if your life depended on it.

 

[LurchAddams]

You are such a goober. Guaranteed you couldn't hammer in a 16 in 3 whacks if your life depended on it.

The only way you'll ever know what pussy smells like is if a lesbian blows in your face.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Right now, but you frequently do. "Google, when was the last drought that affected Phoenix and surrounding areas?

"145 days ago
The last major drought affecting the Phoenix area was 145 days ago, and it is currently the third longest dry streak in the city's history. The state of Arizona has also experienced its hottest and driest 11-month period since officials began tracking those figures in 1895"

Now, T.A. That's only a little over 2 months ago - c'mon, admit desert weather can't be controlled by anyone, including your hated Democrats!

Alright, lets try another one: "Hey Google, will water conditions get progressively worse or better in Arizona?:

"Improving
Recent data from the U.S. Drought Monitor indicates that drought conditions are improving in Arizona. About three-fourths of the state are not in drought conditions, with a very minor area of severe drought. However, climate experts recommend maintaining current drought emergency declarations for the foreseeable future."

Well, it starts out good, but then at the end it reverts back to usual!

Hmm. Ok. "Hey Google when were the last mandatory water restrictions in Phoenix?"

2004! Oh, lookin' good Phoenix! Of course, Phoenix is a lot closer to the Colorado River than LA. Use all the water you want!

Now before I Google it - I'm going to guess Phoenix's main electricity source is the Hoover Dam in NV... let's see if I was right - so it looks like you've got a Chernobal situation that powers about 1/4 of your city's energy.. build 4 more and you'll be energy independent! You can suceed from CA and dam up the Colorado! That'll teach them evil Democrats!

Arizona should build another large nuclear plant like Palo Verde. That would be excellent for the state. Right now, in the spring and fall, California is paying Arizona to take their excess solar generation. It's like free money to Arizona for California's stupidity. Oh, Palo Verde isn't a "Chernobyl." Palo Verde runs PWR (Pressurized Water Reactors) not fast fission graphite moderated ones that are unsafe for commercial use and produce weapons grade plutonium in quantity as a biproduct of operation like Chernobyl. Only a socialist / communist dictatorship that is unaccountable to the people would build a Chernobyl style plant.

The same goes with water. For decades, California was buying much of Arizona's and Nevada's Colorado river water shares. Now, neither state will sell any to California and Cali doesn't have alternatives to that. Thus, they're hit with a huge water shortage.