APP - 23 Minutes in Hell

Threedee said:
I'm proud of my pitiful penis, thankyoumuch.
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Well you are the only one that has to be.

My grandfather once told me that a woman asked him who he was going to please with that thing? He said "Me."

Same man also told me that many a man has fallen in love with a great ass and made the mistake of marrying the whole woman.
 
Atheistease said:
Well you are the only one that has to be.

My grandfather once told me that a woman asked him who he was going to please with that thing? He said "Me."

Same man also told me that many a man has fallen in love with a great ass and made the mistake of marrying the whole woman.
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Best post of the day!
 
CaptBillyTheKid said:
Forget 23 minutes, I spent a week in hell.
http://www.hell2u.com/index.htm
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Hell was first settled in 1838 by George Reeves and his family. George had a wife and 7 daughters – no reason to call it Hell yet… George built a mill and a general store on the banks of a river that is now known as Hell Creek...

The mill would grind the local farmers grain into flour; George also ran a whiskey still, so a lot of times the first 7-10 bushels of grain became moonshine.

In turn, horses would come home without riders, wagons without drivers….someone would say to the wife, where is your husband?

She’d shrug her shoulders, throw up her arms and exclaim, Ahh, he’s gone to Hell!”

In 1841 when the State of Michigan came by, and asked George what he wanted to name his town, he replied, “Call it Hell for all I care, everyone else does.” So the official date of becoming Hell was October 13, 1841...
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