23 Reasons Florida (Yes, Florida) Is The Best State In America

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This is some hard hitting journalism backing up this scientific fact.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/florida-best-state_n_4981731.html


What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Florida? The state certainly has its fair share of madness -- there's the Miami cannibal attack of 2012, the 2013 case of the mother-daughter porn duo, and Gov. Rick Scott's staunch opposition to Obamacare, which has left 764,000 low-income adults in the statewithout health insurance.


But even with all that, there are many reasons to love the Sunshine State. From our awesome culture, to the amazing food, to the gorgeous scenery, there are plenty of things about Florida that make it just plain awesome.

1. Everyone is jealous of Florida's weather.


And that was a warm day for New York this month. While the northern part of the country spent this winter dealing with the never-ending Polar Vortex, most people in Florida are just hanging out in very comfortable temperatures ranging from the 60s (at the lowest!) to the high 70s. Seriously, that's usually how low it gets in the winter. Florida may have to deal with a lot of Spring Breakers, but how can you blame those people? We get to wear shorts and t-shirts 365 days a year.




2. Miami is the only major American city founded by a woman.


In 1875, Julia Tuttle first laid eyes on Miami when her father moved into the area as a homesteader. Tuttle decided to move to Miami herself and bought several acres of land. Miami officially became a destination when she convinced multi-millionaire Henry M. Flagler to extend his east coast railroad line to the area. Tuttle believed the Miami area had the potential to become a great city that would act as a trade center between North America and South America. And she was right.




3. Florida's varying landscapes and cultures make it easy to take a weekend vacation without ever leaving.


Florida is big. It's so big that a four-hour drive will get you from Disney World in Orlando to the shores of Miami Beach, and that's only traversing a small part of the state. Florida's rich and diverse culture presents a unique opportunity to only drive a few hours and feel like you're in a whole different place. And that's a wonderful thing.




4. There are "hidden springs" with underwater caves you can snorkel in.


It's easy to understand why Ponce de Leon thought Florida's natural springs were the "fountain of youth." They are simply breathtaking. There are close to 900 freshwater springs in Florida, ranging from small ones emitting a little more than a trickle of water, to Silver Springs, the largest spring in Florida, which emits over 550 million gallons of water per day. Experiencing one of these springs is like entering a new world -- you can swim in underground caves! Even better, the water temperature at the springs averages 70-75 degrees year-round.




5. Florida has Cape Canaveral, the place that launches spacecraft into the sky.


When America decided to launch its space program, Cape Canaveral's location in central Florida proved to be the perfect place due to its close proximity to the Equator, which allows rockets to take advantage of Earth's velocity if they head eastward for orbit. NASA began building the Kennedy Space Center in 1962, and since then it's been the home of the Apollo space program and the location of many shuttle launches. Unfortunately, the space shuttle program was retired in 2011, but the site is still launching rockets, even if people aren't in them.

11. Rainstorms rarely last longer than a couple of hours in Florida.


If there's one word to describe Florida's weather, it would be "unpredictable." One moment you could be tanning in the sun, and the next you'll be running to find shelter to escape pouring rain. The good news is that the rain will usually not last long. Rainstorms are caused by intense heat building up over the Everglades, resulting in afternoon downpours. But after a few minutes to a couple of hours, that sun is shining again.




12. St. Augustine is the oldest continuously occupied settlement of European and African-American origin in the country.




That's right. In 1565, before Jamestown and before Plymouth Rock, the Spanish landed at St. Augustine, making it the nation's oldest city. St. Augustine can also call itself the only city in the U.S. with a street pattern and architectural environment that reflects Spanish origins.




13. The next time you're on a commercial flight, you should thank Florida.


In 1914, on New Year's Day, aviator Tony Jannus became the first pilot to carry a paying passenger in a plane. Jannus took Abe Pheil, the mayor of St. Petersburg, on a 23-minute flight across a 21-mile stretch of the Tampa Bay. It was the world's first commercial airline flight and would set the trend for the multibillion-dollar industry that exists today.

16. The diversity of wildlife and nature in the Everglades will blow your mind.


There is so much life and beauty in the Everglades, it's no wonder it's the largest subtropical wetland ecosystem in the country. It contains the largest mangrove ecosystem in the Western Hemisphere, the largest continuous stand of sawgrass prairie and is home to the most important breeding ground for wading birds in North America. These are just a few of the reasons we should pay more attention to trying to preserve this ecosystem.




22. The state mammal is the manatee, and manatees are some of the gentlest creatures ever.


Manatees, also known as sea cows, are some of the calmest and gentlest animals. Their disposition has also made them one of the most endangered species in the country. Fun fact: Manatees are the only surviving marine mammals that eat only plants. Oh, and did we mention that they are so cute?
 
Florida can't talk about its weather and not talk about the humidity. The humidity there sucks ass. F that.
 
It's been proven by science... deniers.

Florida can't talk about its weather and not talk about the humidity. The humidity there sucks ass. F that.

Humidity or snow storms? Hmmmm..... Northern California is beautiful but you go months barely seeing the sun and being rained on.

I've been to 35 of the 50 States. Florida is without a doubt one of the ugliest. Once you get away from the coast it's nothing but swamp and scrubland. Florida is about as topographically interesting as a salt mine.

How do you get away from the coast in Florida? You must have missed the "Now Entering Georgia" sign! That's like saying, "well if you don't consider the parts with cheese pizza is horrible."

That's nonsense anyways. There are hundreds of the most beautiful springs and rivers in the inland areas. There is an overwhelming array of flowers, birds and flora and fauna in general. I will take the natural beauty over them but the theme parks are pretty fun too.
 
It's been proven by science... deniers.



Humidity or snow storms? Hmmmm..... Northern California is beautiful but you go months barely seeing the sun and being rained on.



How do you get away from the coast in Florida? You must have missed the "Now Entering Georgia" sign! That's like saying, "well if you don't consider the parts with cheese pizza is horrible."

That's nonsense anyways. There are hundreds of the most beautiful springs and rivers in the inland areas. There is an overwhelming array of flowers, birds and flora and fauna in general. I will take the natural beauty over them but the theme parks are pretty fun too.

1) We don't have snow, let alone snow storms, in the Bay Area

2) We are not Seattle or Portland, we do not have that much rain. And the Bay Area gets plenty of sun. We have sun, not humidity. Not even a comparison
 
1) We don't have snow, let alone snow storms, in the Bay Area

2) We are not Seattle or Portland, we do not have that much rain. And the Bay Area gets plenty of sun. We have sun, not humidity. Not even a comparison

You guys need to quit sharing your butthurt.

I know you don't have snow, that's why I mentioned northern California separately. I lived there for several years. The cloud cover and fog is very heavy throughout much of the year.
 
1) People are jealous of So Cal weather, not Florida weather. Also, people that do like Florida's tropical weather would actually rather live in Hawaii. It's just cheaper to live in the South.

2) The next time I'm on a commercial flight, I'll just hope some retard doesn't piss me off.

3) Florida has the Panhandle (aka East Alabama/Southern Georgia).

4) IT'S IN THE FUCKING SOUTH! HOW CAN YOU SERIOUSLY SAY A STATE IS GREAT WHEN IT'S IN THE DIRTY-ASS SOUTH?!!?
 
in all seriousness, florida sucks. everyone there is fat as fuck, the grass is ugly, there are swamps and alligators everywhere, rednecks galore, tropicana field is an ugly piece of shit rivaling the kingdome. (honestly the kingdome in rubble looks better than tropicana field). no one has ever said: "hey that attractive person is from florida." miami sucks too. dexter was also filmed in florida which went completely off the rails into sucktitude land. florida man, not even once.
 
in all seriousness, florida sucks. everyone there is fat as fuck, the grass is ugly, there are swamps and alligators everywhere, rednecks galore, tropicana field is an ugly piece of shit rivaling the kingdome. (honestly the kingdome in rubble looks better than tropicana field). no one has ever said: "hey that attractive person is from florida." miami sucks too. dexter was also filmed in florida which went completely off the rails into sucktitude land. florida man, not even once.

All that and don't forget that Howie lives there also. :)
 
3 more months until he comes back for one day before he says something against the rules and gets permabanned.
 
Florida can't talk about its weather and not talk about the humidity. The humidity there sucks ass. F that.

I used to say the same thing, until I found out different. The humidity in fla is no worse than the jersey or NY shore in the summer.
Winter Dampness is far more insidious than fla humidity. Ive lived in fla now going on 10 yrs. From Oct to may there is very little humidity and NO COLD AND SNOW.
Hands down flas weather blows the North Easts away.

Having said that, there are alot of crazy wild things that happen in fla that doesnt happen nearly as much up north. I wont quote certain events because they may just be perception and not based on any facts. I will give an example of what might just be perception. There seems to be far more arrests for pedohillia and child abuse. Is that accurate or a perception, I dont know.
 
This is some hard hitting journalism backing up this scientific fact.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/florida-best-state_n_4981731.html


What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Florida? The state certainly has its fair share of madness -- there's the Miami cannibal attack of 2012, the 2013 case of the mother-daughter porn duo, and Gov. Rick Scott's staunch opposition to Obamacare, which has left 764,000 low-income adults in the statewithout health insurance.


But even with all that, there are many reasons to love the Sunshine State. From our awesome culture, to the amazing food, to the gorgeous scenery, there are plenty of things about Florida that make it just plain awesome.

1. Everyone is jealous of Florida's weather.


And that was a warm day for New York this month. While the northern part of the country spent this winter dealing with the never-ending Polar Vortex, most people in Florida are just hanging out in very comfortable temperatures ranging from the 60s (at the lowest!) to the high 70s. Seriously, that's usually how low it gets in the winter. Florida may have to deal with a lot of Spring Breakers, but how can you blame those people? We get to wear shorts and t-shirts 365 days a year.




2. Miami is the only major American city founded by a woman.


In 1875, Julia Tuttle first laid eyes on Miami when her father moved into the area as a homesteader. Tuttle decided to move to Miami herself and bought several acres of land. Miami officially became a destination when she convinced multi-millionaire Henry M. Flagler to extend his east coast railroad line to the area. Tuttle believed the Miami area had the potential to become a great city that would act as a trade center between North America and South America. And she was right.




3. Florida's varying landscapes and cultures make it easy to take a weekend vacation without ever leaving.


Florida is big. It's so big that a four-hour drive will get you from Disney World in Orlando to the shores of Miami Beach, and that's only traversing a small part of the state. Florida's rich and diverse culture presents a unique opportunity to only drive a few hours and feel like you're in a whole different place. And that's a wonderful thing.




4. There are "hidden springs" with underwater caves you can snorkel in.


It's easy to understand why Ponce de Leon thought Florida's natural springs were the "fountain of youth." They are simply breathtaking. There are close to 900 freshwater springs in Florida, ranging from small ones emitting a little more than a trickle of water, to Silver Springs, the largest spring in Florida, which emits over 550 million gallons of water per day. Experiencing one of these springs is like entering a new world -- you can swim in underground caves! Even better, the water temperature at the springs averages 70-75 degrees year-round.




5. Florida has Cape Canaveral, the place that launches spacecraft into the sky.


When America decided to launch its space program, Cape Canaveral's location in central Florida proved to be the perfect place due to its close proximity to the Equator, which allows rockets to take advantage of Earth's velocity if they head eastward for orbit. NASA began building the Kennedy Space Center in 1962, and since then it's been the home of the Apollo space program and the location of many shuttle launches. Unfortunately, the space shuttle program was retired in 2011, but the site is still launching rockets, even if people aren't in them.

11. Rainstorms rarely last longer than a couple of hours in Florida.


If there's one word to describe Florida's weather, it would be "unpredictable." One moment you could be tanning in the sun, and the next you'll be running to find shelter to escape pouring rain. The good news is that the rain will usually not last long. Rainstorms are caused by intense heat building up over the Everglades, resulting in afternoon downpours. But after a few minutes to a couple of hours, that sun is shining again.




12. St. Augustine is the oldest continuously occupied settlement of European and African-American origin in the country.




That's right. In 1565, before Jamestown and before Plymouth Rock, the Spanish landed at St. Augustine, making it the nation's oldest city. St. Augustine can also call itself the only city in the U.S. with a street pattern and architectural environment that reflects Spanish origins.




13. The next time you're on a commercial flight, you should thank Florida.


In 1914, on New Year's Day, aviator Tony Jannus became the first pilot to carry a paying passenger in a plane. Jannus took Abe Pheil, the mayor of St. Petersburg, on a 23-minute flight across a 21-mile stretch of the Tampa Bay. It was the world's first commercial airline flight and would set the trend for the multibillion-dollar industry that exists today.

16. The diversity of wildlife and nature in the Everglades will blow your mind.


There is so much life and beauty in the Everglades, it's no wonder it's the largest subtropical wetland ecosystem in the country. It contains the largest mangrove ecosystem in the Western Hemisphere, the largest continuous stand of sawgrass prairie and is home to the most important breeding ground for wading birds in North America. These are just a few of the reasons we should pay more attention to trying to preserve this ecosystem.




22. The state mammal is the manatee, and manatees are some of the gentlest creatures ever.


Manatees, also known as sea cows, are some of the calmest and gentlest animals. Their disposition has also made them one of the most endangered species in the country. Fun fact: Manatees are the only surviving marine mammals that eat only plants. Oh, and did we mention that they are so cute?


#13, my grandmother was on that flight.
 
I used to say the same thing, until I found out different. The humidity in fla is no worse than the jersey or NY shore in the summer.
Winter Dampness is far more insidious than fla humidity. Ive lived in fla now going on 10 yrs. From Oct to may there is very little humidity and NO COLD AND SNOW.
Hands down flas weather blows the North Easts away.

Having said that, there are alot of crazy wild things that happen in fla that doesnt happen nearly as much up north. I wont quote certain events because they may just be perception and not based on any facts. I will give an example of what might just be perception. There seems to be far more arrests for pedohillia and child abuse. Is that accurate or a perception, I dont know.

Remember I've lived in California for 30 years. We don't have humidity. I can step out of a shower in California and not be sweating two seconds later. LA can get hot but it's a dry heat. I can't compare Jersey and NY humidity with Florida, but what I do know is when I've been to Florida it has been humid as fvck!
 
Remember I've lived in California for 30 years. We don't have humidity. I can step out of a shower in California and not be sweating two seconds later. LA can get hot but it's a dry heat. I can't compare Jersey and NY humidity with Florida, but what I do know is when I've been to Florida it has been humid as fvck!

The weather in Florida from May to the end of October is NOT the best in the Country. Its likely the worst.

Now, November through April... Id say its the best.
 
in all seriousness, florida sucks. everyone there is fat as fuck, the grass is ugly, there are swamps and alligators everywhere, rednecks galore, tropicana field is an ugly piece of shit rivaling the kingdome. (honestly the kingdome in rubble looks better than tropicana field). no one has ever said: "hey that attractive person is from florida." miami sucks too. dexter was also filmed in florida which went completely off the rails into sucktitude land. florida man, not even once.

Tropicana is a great place to watch a game. Very comfortable. Funhouse Fenway is a sorry excuse for a professional stadium and should be torn down.

Alligators are everywhere! That's a plus. Maybe not for someone who wets himself every time he sees a skinny teenager in a hoodie but they are probably more interested in your purse dog than you. I bet you have never even seen a real alligator. Probably just some of those babies they keep at putt putt golf for you dumbasses to take pictures with.

Please, there are plenty of beautiful people in Florida. Most of you out of state morons never leave the tourist traps and so you are just looking at other ugly tourists.
 
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