The sad thing is, about two years ago, one of the posters on this site wanted to contact me, screwed up, and accidentally sent me a personal e-mail, thus revealing their real name to me. I replied back, so they have mine as well, but I don't think they meant to. Anyway, I forgot the last name, but it would be funny to drop the real first name of this person, because a lot of people would be like "LOLZ, that makes so much sense!!!" However, I am determined to reign myself in, and not drop the real first name of this unnamed poster.
Aren't I awesome?!!?