am i the only fucking person that likes jager?

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Why am I the only person that likes jager? Back a few years ago, lots of people liked jager. now no one does.
 
Holypotatoes said:
Why am I the only person that likes jager? Back a few years ago, lots of people liked jager. now no one does.
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The craze started when people though it contained a hallucenagen. It doesn't, and tastes like cough syrup. Hence, no longer popular.
 
lol, I thought you meant...
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I hear the only reason Detroit drunkards don't swill it is because cough syrup is cheaper.


 
I love the stuff. I found it's a good way to get those without German ancestry completely hammered. I've got a friend who's 6-2, 220, 100% Italian. A shot of Jager and he was still drunk the next morning.
 
Holypotatoes said:
Why am I the only person that likes jager? Back a few years ago, lots of people liked jager. now no one does.
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YOu are not alone...perhaps so many don't like it because they've forgotten the correct way to drink it.

Jager must be properly chilled...at least 24 hours in a sub zero environment.
 
DamnYankee said:
I love the stuff. I found it's a good way to get those without German ancestry completely hammered. I've got a friend who's 6-2, 220, 100% Italian. A shot of Jager and he was still drunk the next morning.
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Can you explain how German ancestry is a factor?
 
ZappasGuitar said:
YOu are not alone...perhaps so many don't like it because they've forgotten the correct way to drink it.

Jager must be properly chilled...at least 24 hours in a sub zero environment.
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this could be true. I usually keep whatever handles i get in the freezer. plus jager is awesome with redbull, which I said the other day, is also awesome.
 
DamnYankee said:
I love the stuff. I found it's a good way to get those without German ancestry completely hammered. I've got a friend who's 6-2, 220, 100% Italian. A shot of Jager and he was still drunk the next morning.
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though I appreciate you sticking up for the badassness of jager, anyone that gets drunk off of one shot is beyond a lightweight. Girls don't even get drunk after one shot.
 
Holypotatoes said:
though I appreciate you sticking up for the badassness of jager, anyone that gets drunk off of one shot is beyond a lightweight. Girls don't even get drunk after one shot.
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Keep trying. Maybe one of 'em will pass out long enough for you to finally get some.
 
Holypotatoes said:
though I appreciate you sticking up for the badassness of jager, anyone that gets drunk off of one shot is beyond a lightweight. Girls don't even get drunk after one shot.
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In his defense he had several beers prior, but the Jager was like a spike in his coffin. I drank the same amount (170#) and so did skinny old Ralph (140#) and neither of us was affected the same way as Mr. Swarthy.
 
I keep mine in the refrigerator. I'm surprised that you atheist fuckers drink the stuff, seeing that it has a crucifix prominently on the label. I figured that would scare you away, like it does to a vampire.
 
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