If you carefully note, ... my reply was to Jade and his 500 cookies, NOT to YOU and your GF and her sisters.
(I'm sure you would be more than happy to drive all over town and hand out cookies, just so you could have an excuse to ... drive all over town)
You facepalmed me, didn't you?
And no, I don't drive all over town handing out cookies, the GF and her sisters hand them out.