"HOW CHRISTIEFANNY TUMBLED THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS AND WHAT SHE FOUND THERE"
PART (2) OF THE AMAZING TRUE STORY
by
Dachshund Dawg
When ChristieF had inserted the last of her ballots into the drop box she walked straight back to where she had parked her "Beetle" in the MacDonald's car park. Opening the driver's-side door, she got back behind the wheel - fired up the motor, clicked on her her seat-belt and thought: "OK, just one more things to do now and then I can get back to my darling, widdle kitty - cats" !
ChristieF drove her VW out of the MacDonald's car park on to Chavez Boulevard and then chugged North past a big bronze statue of Kamala Harris and then turned left at a set of traffic lights onto "Eric Swalwell Drive". Her final destination for the day was Portland's main, public polling place for the 2020 election. It had been set up on the ground floor of Portland's most prestigious academy - the "HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON COLLEGE FOR WOMEN". ChristieF had recently read an article in the "Portland Examiner" about how a new, high-tech model of the "Smartmatic" company's "DOMINION" electronic voting machine - called the "DOMINION de luxe Mk IV" would used in Portland for the 2020 Presidential election. In the article ChristieF read a quotation from the speech that the Chairman of the London-based "Smartmatic" company, Lord Mark Malloch-Brown, had given at the official launch of the new machines in New York,...
" Ladies and Gentlemen, I am absolutely delighted with the new cutting edge "DOMINION de luxe Mk - IV" electronic voting machines we have now developed. The Research and Development team have done a marvellous job. Unfortunately, we were only able to shift into full production mode at the start of July this year. Developing and trialling the "brand new", cutting - edge "hardware" and "software" for the machines was rather more time-consuming than we had originally anticipated. In retrospect, I ought have realised this when we first began the project. After all, time is always an issue when the manufacturer of a product is uncompromising and insists on excellence and only the very highest standards of quality and performance in whatever it is he is making. After all, One doesn't make a "Rolls Royce" automobile overnight, does one ? And people, the new "Dominion de luxe IV" IS the Rolls Royce of electronic voting machines. While we had hoped to be able to complete enough of the new DOMINION machines to fully meet the predicted demand for the American Presidential in November 2020 election, we will only be able to supplied a limited number of them to to those states intending to place bulk orders for the new "Dominion Mk-IV" with Smartmatic. I fully understand this will be very disappointing news for many of you here today, so can I suggest that if you are one of them, you make your way to the Grand Hall of the building for a nice cup of tea and scone on me."
The article in ChristieF's "Portland Examiner" had gone on on to say that : " Portland would likely be allocated between 50 and 100 of the new "DOMINION de luxe IV" voting machines, all of which would be located in the city's main polling place, namely, the HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON COLLEGE FOR WOMEN." ChristieF is a liberal (but she is also a dork) and is fascinated by voting technology. She simply HAD to cast her vote for the big election on one of the new model DOMINION" voting systems - that's why she was driving to the HILLRY CLINTON COLLEGE FOR WOMEN.
It was only a 10 minute drive from the ballot drop box at MacDonald's to the college, and after ChristieF pulled into the campus parking lot she made her way to the front of a building where there were lots of people buzzing around. "I guess everyone's trying to make the 8:00 PM deadline for voting," she thought. When ChristieF walked through they entrance to the building , she followed the arrows placed on the walls of the various corridors on the ground floor and soon found herself in a large hall with rows of blue - coloured "DOMINION" voting machines inside. "GOODNESS ME," thought ChristieF, HOW EXCITING !!
She walked over to a "Help Desk" where a young male election worker was sitting. "Excuse me, Sir, I wonder if you could help me. I've never used one of the new "DOMINIOIN" machines before, I'd be ever so grateful if you could show me what to do." "My pleasure, Ma'am. The first thing is ID. Do you have any official photo ID with you?" "Yes, I'm sure I do", she said. ChristieF rummaged busily through her handbag and pulled out a plastic card which she handed it to the young man. He examined it quickly and handed back to ChristieF sayong:"I'm sorry Ma'am". I know this has your photo and personal details printed on it, but cat club membership cards as not regarded as valid ID by the county "Electoral Office.. Do you have something like, say, a driving license with you?' "Why, yes, I do, said ChristieF, though I always thought my cat club card was a solid form of official ID" The "Help Desk" worker didn't say anything but his face suddenly took on an odd, "blank" expression. When ChristieF finally found her driver's licence and handed it over. the "Help Desk" worker snapped back to normal. He then tapped away an his computer terminal for a few minutes , referring now and then to the details printed on ChristieF's driving licence. When he was done, he said to ChristieF, "OK Ma'am, everything's fine ! Let's get started showing you how to use a "DOMINION IV" machine. It's really easy, trust me."
ChistieF then walked together towards the rows of blue "Dominion" machine in the hall, as they approached them, ChistieF noticed that all of the machines had a big American flag sticker on the outside of their left - hand side privacy panel, and a large, "DOMINION de luxe IV" sticker on the right- hand panel. Just as they approached a vacant "DOMINION" machine the young man said: " Oh, I've forgotten something, Ma'am, would you mind waiting here for just a minute while I get a registration card, I be as quick as I can." As he turned and hustled off across the hall ChristieF watched him carefully and thought to herself: "Mmm, that boy has a VERY nice ass - I wonder if he's married? I wonder if he likes cats !
END OF PART (2)
DON'T MISS THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THIS TRUE STORY COMING UP IN PART (3)
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