Asshat rules. Fucking rules this board!

Darla said:
My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want asshat.

So what he really means is, the same thing Chris Matthews means, when he says about Bush “women love this guy, am I right? I mean, they love him. They love that whole tough guy landing on a carrier, I’m going to protect you thing, right?” And what both Chris Matthews and Beefy mean is: I love this guy. I want this guy. I got hard when he landed on that aircraft carrier. I think he looks great in jeans. I’m going to project these repressed homoerotic urges onto women.
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Oh darla, you protest too much. How sweet.
 
Darla said:
My favorite part is where Beefy claims that the women want him. Which women? I know I don’t. I know you don’t. I know thorn don’t. I am willing to bet that Meg doesn’t. I am even willing to go out on a limb and say that Kathi, despite being some sort of self-hating female conservative, doesn’t want ashat. ..
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LMAO @ Darla
 
Why y'all lying to yourselves? You KNOW you want a real man to just grab you by the hair and make you do what you wanted to all along...
 
Damocles said:
You crying now? I thought you told me how women want real men. I think you are ruining your image.
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No crying.

I've merely done things like explain why men make more money. Only in the mind of an idiot does that make me a sexist.
 
AssHatZombie said:
No crying.

I've merely done things like explain why men make more money. Only in the mind of an idiot does that make me a sexist.
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Who said anything about sexist. And your tears are showing.

"But, but... But... *sniff* I didn't saaaay that! I just said *sniff*... You're a dummy!"

:cry: <- asshat

You need to stop digging, bud. You are going to lose all that sex appeal.
 
Damocles said:
Who said anything about sexist. And your tears are showing.

"But, but... But... *sniff* I didn't saaaay that! I just said *sniff*... You're a dummy!"

:cry: <- asshat

You need to stop digging, bud. You are going to lose all that sex appeal.
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You need to stop digging strawmen out of your ass. Of course forcing women to do stuff implies sexism. Don't lie.
 
AssHatZombie said:
You need to stop digging strawmen out of your ass. Of course forcing women to do stuff implies sexism. Don't lie.
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It implies a penchant for BDSM, not sexism. Man, counterculture is not your forte. You should step quietly away...

I'm amazed that you can see that I was sarcastic, it doesn't seem to be one of your abilities if it's a compliment. Anyway, I was joking with the ladies. If you'd like to hop in and have some fun you can join in, otherwise you are just taking away from your magnificent image as a sexy beast. I've been giving good advice, jump in and have fun. Everybody else is.
 
Damocles said:
It implies a penchant for BDSM, not sexism. Man, counterculture is not your forte. You should step quietly away...
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Yeah. That's what you meant. Right.
I'm amazed that you can see that I was sarcastic, it doesn't seem to be one of your abilities if it's a compliment. Anyway, I was joking with the ladies. If you'd like to hop in and have some fun you can join in, otherwise you are just taking away from your magnificent image as a sexy beast.
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You've been sarcastic a lot lately when you get your ass handed to you. It's funny.
 
AssHatZombie said:
Yeah. That's what you meant. Right.


You've been sarcastic a lot lately when you get your ass handed to you. It's funny.
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Not everything is some awesome serious actual insult. You're losing your own game here. And badly so. At this point your tears are making a mess of the text on my screen. Quit it. You are soaking the paper. At least get a tissue, Tito.
 
Damocles said:
Not everything is some awesome serious actual insult. You're losing your own game here. And badly so. At this point your tears are making a mess of the text on my screen. Quit it. You are soaking the paper. At least get a tissue, Tito.
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I'm winning on levels you can't even fathom.:)
 
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