Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Another Perry lie since I've never seen it.You certainly get mad when anyone says anything that sounds slightly blasphemous. I wonder why an "agnostic" would get so amped up like that.
Examples: The story of Jonah and the whale is a whale-of-a-tail.
This is a better example of the Garden of Eden tale than in Genesis:
God created the Garden and in the middle put the Tree of Knowledge. Then he created all the animals to live in the Garden along with humans. God let the humans have dominion over the Garden but warned that the Tree of Knowledge would make them forever unhappy if they ate from it since it would make them self-aware and overly curious.
Adam was a bit of a dumbass and meekly complied, but Eve was a take-charge kinda gal and was already curious. Eventually she was curious enough to taste from the Tree of Knowledge. Awareness flooded through her like a wave. It both saddened her and gladdened her. Wanting to share this with Adam, she offered him a taste too. Adam, being a bit of a dumbass, would eat anything Eve gave. He, too, became self-aware.
God didn't throw Adam and Eve out of the Garden, they left like fledgling birds leaving a nest. God smiled.
Then there's this: “Our idea of God tells us more about ourselves than about Him.” ― Thomas Merton