ATM- Male VS Female

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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'


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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card..
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with Pin written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17.. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
 
The problem with the female version is it fails to recognize the female genius for muti-tasking. Many of these steps mentioned will be performed by the female at the same time, for example, the average female would do steps 14 through 19 at the same time. While the less capable male has to do all his steps, 1 through 7, one at a time.
 
Mottleydude said:
The problem with the female version is it fails to recognize the female genius for muti-tasking. Many of these steps mentioned will be performed by the female at the same time, for example, the average female would do steps 14 through 19 at the same time. While the less capable male has to do all his steps, 1 through 7, one at a time.
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Mundane, inconsequential tasks like birthing babies, being barefoot, cleanin, and making dinner don't require much focus. So that makes sense.
 
Mottleydude said:
The problem with the female version is it fails to recognize the female genius for muti-tasking. Many of these steps mentioned will be performed by the female at the same time, for example, the average female would do steps 14 through 19 at the same time. While the less capable male has to do all his steps, 1 through 7, one at a time.
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You're kind :) Seriously, having worked at a bank before I have to tell ya...this really is how they differ.
 
Ice Dancer said:
You're kind :) Seriously, having worked at a bank before I have to tell ya...this really is how they differ.
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Well thank you but as a biologist I learned a long, long time ago that the female is the superior gender. Nothing sentimental or romantic on my part, just an observation of an established fact.
 
Ice Dancer said:
A man could never endure birthing a baby...
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or bleed 3 days in a row with out dying!! Hell one time my wife spoke 3 differant languages at the same time. She was on the phone talking to a friend in Taiwan and her Dad and I were arguing. She went from talking to her friend in Manderin to yelling at her father and I in Tagalog and English respectively. I couldn't switch gears like that even if I did speak 3 languages, which I don't and that's another way women are superior, communications both verbal and non-verbal.
 
Mottleydude said:
Well thank you but as a biologist I learned a long, long time ago that the female is the superior gender. Nothing sentimental or romantic on my part, just an observation of an established fact.
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The superiority of multitasking over deep focus is debatable. It really depends on the set of tasks at hand. Doing things serially isn't necessarily worse. The quality of things done is what matters.

In some situations multitasking could be best, or, it might not be.

But your asskissing may win you some brownie points with man hating feminist biatches. Why you would want that stank is beyond me, but it takes diff'rent strokes, doesn't it Mr. D?
 
Damocles said:
Nor would he want to, but if he had to, he'd find a way to do it without pain and right on the first try. :D
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ahhhh another male under the delusion that they are the superior gender, sadly Damo, it's just not true. There are only two things men can do better than women. #1. Write their name in the snow without using their hands and #2. Die.

We are way better at dying or getting killed then women are.
 
AssHatZombie said:
The superiority of multitasking over deep focus is debatable. It really depends on the set of tasks at hand. Doing things serially isn't necessarily worse. The quality of things done is what matters.

In some situations multitasking could be best, or, it might not be.

But your asskissing may win you some brownie points with man hating feminist biatches. Why you would want that stank is beyond me, but it takes diff'rent strokes, doesn't it Mr. D?
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Well you can beleive what you want but in the meantime God....well she's laughing at you!

Dude, if what you're saying is true then how comes women have half the money and all the pussy???
 
Mottleydude said:
ahhhh another male under the delusion that they are the superior gender, sadly Damo, it's just not true. There are only two things men can do better than women. #1. Write their name in the snow without using their hands and #2. Die.

We are way better at dying or getting killed then women are.
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I already debunked your multitasking superiority hypothesis.
 
Mottleydude said:
Well thank you but as a biologist I learned a long, long time ago that the female is the superior gender. Nothing sentimental or romantic on my part, just an observation of an established fact.
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I guess I just don't see it that either gender is superior...just uniquely different. I like my girliness and I love a guy's manliness.
 
Ice Dancer said:
I guess I just don't see it that either gender is superior...just uniquely different. I like my girliness and I love a guy's manliness.
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Well that's a good point but if you go down the list of objective criteria;

Women are generally smarater.

Women are generally tougher.

Women have superior communication, language and reading skills.

Women have superior logic and critical thinking skills.

Women are generally more productive in the work place.

and on and on. Now granted, not being able to write your name in the snow hands free is a serious set back for women but us guys must have some advantages!!
 
Mottleydude said:
Well that's a good point but if you go down the list of objective criteria;

Women are generally smarater.

Women are generally tougher.

Women have superior communication, language and reading skills.

Women have superior logic and critical thinking skills.

Women are generally more productive in the work place.

and on and on. Now granted, not being able to write your name in the snow hands free is a serious set back for women but us guys must have some advantages!!
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All lies.
 
Mottleydude said:
ahhhh another male under the delusion that they are the superior gender, sadly Damo, it's just not true. There are only two things men can do better than women. #1. Write their name in the snow without using their hands and #2. Die.

We are way better at dying or getting killed then women are.
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Quit trying to make this serious. Nothing like somebody trying to make people learn when they are trying to make jokes. And if you are trying to "teach" me your opinion, at least couch it in reality.

Anyway, one gender is not superior, they are simply hardwired for different tasks.

I once translated a movie for Russians and in Sign language at the same time. Does this mean males are better at "multi-tasking"? I don't think so. If you have ever been to a Russian household you will find that "interrupting" doesn't exist because people regularly hold two conversations at once, listening while speaking. Does this mean Russians are "superior"? I don't think so. Many men do multiple tasks together as a portion of doing "one" thing. Like driving up to the ATM at the right distance and stopping with the window where it needs to be. This "one" task takes many different skills at the same time. It just takes a shorter time to describe.

People are people.
 
Damocles said:
Quit trying to make this serious. Nothing like somebody trying to make people learn when they are trying to make jokes. And if you are trying to "teach" me your opinion, at least couch it in reality.

Anyway, one gender is not superior, they are simply hardwired for different tasks.

I once translated a movie for Russians and in Sign language at the same time. Does this mean males are better at "multi-tasking"? I don't think so. If you have ever been to a Russian household you will find that "interrupting" doesn't exist because people regularly hold two conversations at once, listening while speaking. Does this mean Russians are "superior"? I don't think so. Many men do multiple tasks together as a portion of doing "one" thing. Like driving up to the ATM at the right distance and stopping with the window where it needs to be. This "one" task takes many different skills at the same time. It just takes a shorter time to describe.

People are people.
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Lighten up Damo, I'm being facetious. ;)
 
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