Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
The difference is that we have the balls to keep drinking, because alcohol is an acquired taste.
Speaking of acquired taste, I finally grew to like Guinness, which is my first dark beer now... I'm still a medium-brew guy (Blue Moon, Fat Tire, Longboard), liking only the one dark beer and a few lights (Coors, perhaps Pabst...). But Guinness is appealing because it is easily one of the smoothest that I've ever had...