Best "Shitty" Beer?

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I'm sure there are more I just didn't want to bother with an exhaustive list

 

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Pabst. Its actually tasteable, its far more affordable, and the old brewery is one of the greatest buildings ever.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Steel Reserve.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Also, PBR's pretty good.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i dont know why i put shitty in quotes.

I dont think i ever had pbr, but I think I want to now for hipster cred.

 

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i dont know why i put shitty in quotes.

I dont think i ever had pbr, but I think I want to now for hipster cred.

God I hate how hipsters drink it. It makes them want to associate with me, when the fact is I've got literally NOTHING in common with them.

 

[Minister of Truth]

PBR may be popular in Seattle, but it is one of the fucking worst. Blue ribben, my ass.

Gotta go with Miller, hands down, although their commercials are one of the biggest abominations online. They all have one fucking strike against them for calling a lite beer a manly beverage!!!

 

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PBR may be popular in Seattle, but it is one of the fucking worst. Blue ribben, my ass.

Gotta go with Miller, hands down, although their commercials are one of the biggest abominations online. They all have one fucking strike against them for calling a lite beer a manly beverage!!!

We used to drink Keystone Light when I was a broke ass punk living In Colorado...now I can afford the good stuff.

I found ANY "shitty" beer was drinkable if you got it down as close in temp to freezing as possible.

 

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PBR may be popular in Seattle, but it is one of the fucking worst. Blue ribben, my ass.

Gotta go with Miller, hands down, although their commercials are one of the biggest abominations online. They all have one fucking strike against them for calling a lite beer a manly beverage!!!

If it were high life or MGD you might be in the running, but as it stands, no.

 

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They all four taste the same to me.

 

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If you want a fantastic non-pasteurised lager, then Bernard is the drink for you. I'm not sure if it's available in the US though, if not there is a good business opportunity for some budding entrepreneurs out there.


http://www.puritybrewing.com/bernard-lager.cfm

 

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If you want a fantastic non-pasteurised lager, then Bernard is the drink for you. I'm not sure if it's available in the US though, if not there is a good business opportunity for some budding entrepreneurs out there.


http://www.puritybrewing.com/bernard-lager.cfm

That's a tad low on the ABV man. We have it, at least in MI but that just seems too light.

 

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What's the availability of American beers over there Tom? I know you get the big name stuff, but do you have access to stuff like Bells or DogFish Head?

 

[Minister of Truth]

We used to drink Keystone Light when I was a broke ass punk living In Colorado...now I can afford the good stuff.

I found ANY "shitty" beer was drinkable if you got it down as close in temp to freezing as possible.

Keystone is fucking awesome. Its super shitty, but its easily one of the most cost-effective shit beers on the market. For about the same price as a case of Bud Light, you can purchase it and get twice as much volume per can in the process. I have an uncle who is notorious for drinking shit beer, so I have split a few Keystones with him while on camping excursions.

 

[Rationalist]

Where's Olde English?

 

[Minister of Truth]

If it were high life or MGD you might be in the running, but as it stands, no.

ML doesn't taste anywhere near as shitty as PBR. Its not even close, ML completely blows PBR out of the water in every respect.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Where's Olde English?

Olympia.

 

[Rationalist]

Olympia.

 

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What's the availability of American beers over there Tom? I know you get the big name stuff, but do you have access to stuff like Bells or DogFish Head?

Unfortunately we just don't get the good stuff over here, there was a time when they tried to fob off the rubbish on us, like Miller's, Labatts, Michelob and Budweiser. The trouble is we are too blessed with the bounties of Europe and the UK. There is definitely a marketing opportunity for someone to introduce decent US beers though. There was also a time when we fell for Mexican pisswater with a lime on top, so if you can sell that then there must be a market for some real beers.