Better with the quotes
- Thread starter FUCK THE POLICE
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FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
He's showing true American spirit.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
"I'm bout to buy me some salvation"
Norman Paperman
The Wino
Must be one of them there Joos...
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I've seen the original. Jack Chick on steroids and just as factually wrong.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
He sure is. I've often argued that we should change the US Motto on Currency from "E Pluribus Unum" to "If it's 10% it's fair!"
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?
You wouldn't happen to be a close personal friend of Lex Luthor, would you?
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
How many acres?Wouldn't you rather buy some nifty ocean front property I have in Nebraska?
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
My family actually owns farmland in Nebraska. Its operated by tenants who own a grain store, and we get a cut of the profits for owning the farm. Good folks, too!
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Good, although I wouldn't mind seeing your wife's ass in public. She drink much?
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Because I like you, I'll take that as a joke. However, I do not approve of jokes about my wife. Her sister however, is fair game. And has a sweet ass.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
LOL, is this an inlaw thing, or are you seriously vouching for her sister's ass?
Also, this probably wouldn't have happened, but Mott has been practically begging for me to make a joke about his wife's looks for months, and the other day I finally took the bait...
Canceled.LTroll.4
Banned
He has a wife?
The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
Ur mom has a wife.
The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
Yurt sucks.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Dude, my sister in-law is fucking hot. Like a slightly bigger version of my wife.
