Bob Dole Switches To DEMOCRAT Party

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RUSSELL, KS—Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has passed away at 98, marking his transition from a lifelong Republican to a reliable DEMOCRAT voter.

Said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We welcome him as a faithful DEMOCRAT voter for the rest of time."

According to DNC sources, Dole has already endorsed every local, state, and federal candidate with a "D" after their name, and will continue to support them via mail-in ballot.

Dole's late father, also a DEMOCRAT voter since his death, is glad to be joined by his late son in voting for DEMOCRATS, DNC Chair Jaime Harrison added.



https://babylonbee.com/news/bob-dole-switches-to-democrat-party
 
Bob Dole was a real man. He didn't have a flambouyant personality, so he didn't get elected. He was rather soft-spoken.

He would have made a good president, though.
 
I'm not familiar with the Democrat Party.

I have been registered with the Democratic Party since 1967,
but this Democrat Party that pachys keep talking about doesn't seem to actually exist.
 
Matt Dillon said:
The giveaway is that APL is threadbanned. It's Legion.
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first of all, APL could be stupid enough to use Anon to bypass a threadban, second even guano has been using Anon, as have Jack, Mason and a dozen other people........

second, in the last 11 years I have never seen Legion tell anyone to fuck off....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
first of all, APL could be stupid enough to use Anon to bypass a threadban, second even guano has been using Anon, as have Jack, Mason and a dozen other people........

second, in the last 11 years I have never seen Legion tell anyone to fuck off....
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Good points! Still I think OP is Legion.
 
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