Britany Converting to Islam?

[Cypress]

Britney Converting to Islam?


According to the always reliable News Of The World, Britney Spears has said she would convert to Islam to be with her new boyfriend.


Dismiss this as tabloid crap if you must, but I find it somewhat more interesting and substantial the GOP debates over who loves torture the most, who hates mexicans the most, and whether the Earth is 6,000 years old or not.

 

[Beefy]

Cypress, Freedom fighter of the internets, dredging the lowest common denominator of tabloid news, to make a dig at Republicans.

You're a goddamned hero Cypress.

 

[uscitizen]

Brittany is a prime example of why the entertainment industry should not be above child labor laws.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Brittany is a prime example of why the entertainment industry should not be above child labor laws.

They aren't above child labor laws. And your rants on this are goddamned idiotic.

 

[Beefy]

They aren't above child labor laws. And your rants on this are goddamned idiotic.

You're goddamned right goddamnit!

 

[uscitizen]

They aren't above child labor laws. And your rants on this are goddamned idiotic.

well not above child labor laws , a bad choice of words. Lets just say the laws are bent for the entertainment industry.

Rants ? LOL lame.

 

[Lao Tse]

They aren't above child labor laws. And your rants on this are goddamned idiotic.

Why do you love child labor?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Why don't you think that kids should be allowed to act or sing? Sorry, Ibsen, Shakespeare, we can't play any of your plays anymore that had child parts in them.

 

[Beefy]

Why do you love child labor?

KFC

 

[Lao Tse]

Why don't you think that kids should be allowed to act or sing? Sorry, Ibsen, Shakespeare, we can't play any of your plays anymore that had child parts in them.

This girl's life has been ruined by blood sucking attorneys and managers who never let her be normal. Midgets should play children in professional productions, despite the weirdness of it.

 

[Beefy]

This girl's life has been ruined by blood sucking attorneys and managers who never let her be normal. Midgets should play children in professional productions, despite the weirdness of it.

I like this guy more and mere each day. Midgets instead of kids on Home Improvement. It would have made the show worth watching.

Midgets on Small Wonder, Everybody Loves Retard and midgets in the movies.

I'm with you 100%. There's not enough midgets in film or television today.

 

[Cypress]

calm down guys.

The term "midgets" is offensive to people, like topspin.

The more graceful term is "little people"

 

[Annie]

calm down guys.

The term "midgets" is offensive to people, like topspin.

The more graceful term is "little people"

What's little? I'm trying to decide if I should be pissed.

 

[DamnYankee]

Britney Converting to Islam?


According to the always reliable News Of The World, Britney Spears has said she would convert to Islam to be with her new boyfriend.

......

Just one more trendy step before she commits suicide.

 

[Beefy]

The term "midgets" is offensive to people, like topspin.

LOL

I'll be he drives a lifted Hummer.

 

[uscitizen]

Why don't you think that kids should be allowed to act or sing? Sorry, Ibsen, Shakespeare, we can't play any of your plays anymore that had child parts in them.

Sure they can do it, just not for money.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Sure they can do it, just not for money.

Good idea. All child entertainers, from now on, can and will be sold into slavery.

 

[uscitizen]

Good idea. All child entertainers, from now on, can and will be sold into slavery.

so how is that different from now ?

Can minors legally sign contracts ?

 

[Minister of Truth]

This girl's life has been ruined by blood sucking attorneys and managers who never let her be normal. Midgets should play children in professional productions, despite the weirdness of it.

Dude, Britney was singing big for less than a year before she turned 18. Its not like she's a slutty version of Shirley Temple or something. Save your tears for Lindsey Lohan...

 

[uscitizen]

Brittany began singing and performing at a very early age and appeared on the TV show Star Search at age 8.