Christmas is for Christians

We Christians don't celebrate Buddhist or Hindu holidays, so what give them the right to celebrate Christmas?

Nearly all U.S. Christians (96%) say they celebrate Christmas. No big surprise there. But a new Pew Research Center survey also finds that 81% of non-Christians in the United States celebrate Christmas

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/12/23/christmas-also-celebrated-by-many-non-christians/

Herbbillie: "We Christians don't celebrate Buddhist or Hindu holidays, so what give them the right to celebrate Christmas?"
Jack: And ........... another 'Christian' espousing the 'Christian Spirit'. (Thanks, Herbbillie, right on time)
 
We Christians don't celebrate Buddhist or Hindu holidays, so what give them the right to celebrate Christmas?

Nearly all U.S. Christians (96%) say they celebrate Christmas. No big surprise there. But a new Pew Research Center survey also finds that 81% of non-Christians in the United States celebrate Christmas

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/12/23/christmas-also-celebrated-by-many-non-christians/

Most of your celebration is stolen pagan fertility festival traditions. All evidence is Jesus was probably born in the summer, but the early Christians needed to be able to compete so they invented Christmas
 
Most of your celebration is stolen pagan fertility festival traditions. All evidence is Jesus was probably born in the summer, but the early Christians needed to be able to compete so they invented Christmas

I feel lucky if they don't come by my house at night and erect a large wooden Cross on my front lawn .........
...... and then come by later and set it on fire. :(
 
Most of your celebration is stolen pagan fertility festival traditions. All evidence is Jesus was probably born in the summer, but the early Christians needed to be able to compete so they invented Christmas

Well, no.. The lambing season in Palestine is in early January.
 
I feel lucky if they don't come by my house at night and erect a large wooden Cross on my front lawn .........
...... and then come by later and set it on fire. :(

I wish they would mine. I'd be selling the security cam video to TMZ along with an exclusive quote like, "Them dumbass mutherfuckers are so motherfucking dumbass they burned a cross on a white person's yard."
 
We Christians don't celebrate Buddhist or Hindu holidays, so what give them the right to celebrate Christmas?

Nearly all U.S. Christians (96%) say they celebrate Christmas. No big surprise there. But a new Pew Research Center survey also finds that 81% of non-Christians in the United States celebrate Christmas

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/12/23/christmas-also-celebrated-by-many-non-christians/

Jesus Will Roast Unsaved Children In Hell For Celebrating Christmas Without His Permission!


Because unsaved children don't deserve any gifts, much less gifts that celebrate a Savior their parents have denounced! It's like the little tykes are going to a birthday party they weren't invited to and stealing all of the birthday boy's presents! Now, some of you yellow-bellied New Age Christians who don't go to Landover and are listening to me on your fancy satellite might be thinking, "Oh, but Jesus loves the little children." Well, I have news for you: just because a silly little song says something, don't make it so! Jesus hates children who don't flatter Him and give Him His due. In fact, the Lord gets so jealous when people don’t pay enough attention to Him that He even punishes little children for things their daddies might have done! (Exodus 20:5)

So my friends, if a 4-year-old's parents are unsaved, it is just like that little child himself spit in Jesus' eye. It don't make a lick of difference to the Lord. You doubt me? Did the Lord go around asking little babies if they wanted to "opt out" of the Great Flood? No sir! He just went right ahead and drown them little kids! God knows that sin is in the blood, and the only way to get rid of it, it to snuff out entire bloodlines. He taught us that with the Great Flood, and people still snub their noses and refuse to learn that lesson!



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/christmas.html
 
It might not make sense when we hear that God is going to interrupt little unsaved children from unwrapping gifts under the Christmas tree and hurl them into a pit of fire, but it's not for us to question how the Lord gets his kicks!

Since we know what God has in store for strangers who go around celebrating His birthday, it might be a good idea to show some Christian charity and do something to help them out before their fate is sealed. We already have True Christians who are lobbying Congress to put laws into effect that will prevent non-Christians from destroying their lives by celebrating Christmas


I’d like to end here, my Godly friends - by calling on the Lord's privileged Christian children in this congregation, who hold this holiday so dear, to stand up and do something wonderful for Jesus! I will offer as a Christmas reward present, this brand new 12-gauge Remington Shotgun, to the Junior High youth who reports to the Landover Baptist Police Department, the names and addresses of the most unsaved school chums they hear talking about getting Christmas presents, but have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal playmate. I’m going to keep this shotgun right here, on the edge of the baptismal pool until next week, when we get the final tally from Deacon Chief O’Neil. The gun will then be given to the mother of the child who will wrap it, and place it with other gifts around the tree on Sunday Morning with a little note that says, “Merry Christmas, And Fine Shooting, From Your Best Friend, Jesus Christ.”
 
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