im not an epicurean.
Okay, you implied the Confucians were rigid, boring, humorless.
The fact is, the classic Confucian education included sports, archery, horsemanship, poetry, dance, painting, calligraphy. The Confucian model was that of the well rounded gentleman.
^^ if that is what you call a boring ascetic life, it was reasonable for me to conclude you align with the drunken partying frat boy model that is assumed to come from Epicurus.