If by "Absentee God" you mean the Deist "Watchmaker God", I don't have a problem with it.
Oh I agree. It's a perfectly workable solution. I just feel it has no real explanatory value and since it cannot be characterized in any objective manner and it has no imperatives it wishes from us then it has no real value to me.
Unlike atheists who believe the Universe just magically popped into existence for no rhyme or reason
But this isn't a better explanation. It's just a placeholder that has no objective characteristics, cannot be detected and has no imperatives we need to comply with. It's nothing more than a place holder for an idea.
, I believe there is a rhyme and reason for the existence of the Universe. Using a "God" as a placeholder for that creation works for me.
I can see that. That, however, presupposes a rational God that has some definite characteristics. Like "intelligence". That just opens up a whole can of worms about "where does God come from?"
We can't just say "God is eternal" unless we can also say the same thing about the Universe (there's one variant of cosmology that supposes an eternal universe in a cyclical state of bigbang-expansion-existence-collapse-repeat or the M-theory of branes which touch etc.)
Is it important that the physical laws make sense? Yes and no. If the laws didn't function correctly nothing would exist. It's kind of like the argument against the Ontological Argument which treats "existence" as some predicate, but Kant notes that is incorrect.
But let's play this game out a few more steps: what if the universe is an eternal yo-yo of existence-collapse-existence-collapse and in each iteration the universe that is spawned has dramatically different sets of "constants" which result in dramatically different if not impossible universes
But at the end of it all: it's all just guesses. There may not even be a way to know anything about any of this. Perhaps this is the PERFECT item for true agnosticism. The answer simply cannot be known becasue we are within the system and can't see outside of it.
Atheist whine that God allows suffering. Kindergarteners whine that grownups are mean for making them go to school. Those two ideas have a lot of similarity.
The "Problem of Evil" is actually far removed from this part of the conversation. The P.O.E. really only matters if God is a personal God that interacts with his creation and has requirements and is as advertised (Omnipotent and all-loving).
For the Watchmaker God who is absent there is no "POE" if only because that God has no objective description but is a placeholder whose only requirements are: "to exist" and "to create logically consistent laws which allow for existence"