Dead kids and our 1st and 2nd amendment rights...

And billions more over the course of 2013 and earlier which no one denies and actually tried to justify at the time.

A story claims that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of "domestic anti-personnel" ammo. Is this true?

The humorous article was published by the satirical website The Duffel Blog on January 29, 2014. The fictitious story states that over one billion rounds of ammo were manufactured to “guard against those guarding against tyranny.”

“It won’t really penetrate any significant body armor, but that stuff is illegal to purchase anyway,” said Regina Dugan, a DARPA spokesperson speaking to reporters only on background. “These are for pacification of the law-abiding, protest prone people: Truthers, Birthers, you know the type. Don’t quote me on that.”

Although certain passages indicate a clear attempt at satire, such as, “the design is extremely effective at creating permanent tissue damage to unarmored doughy middle-aged targets,” some readers shared the article unaware that it is intended as a work of humor.

http://wafflesatnoon.com/2014/01/29/homeland-security-ammo-purchase/

 
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