Decrees of Imperator Watermark

[Citizen V]

hey watermark i think you made a mistake. if the other four of us vote for something, it doesn't even matter, because you have so many votes that whatever you say goes no matter what.

What ever you do, will not matter; as you will not live to see a year go by.

 

[Citizen V]

I have decide to create a new council, the Plebian Council. This council shall be composed of all those not currently in the senate. It shall have the power to be executed for disagreeing with the decisions of the senate.

All tyrants will be executed.

 

[Citizen V]

I have decide to create a new council, the Plebian Council. This council shall be composed of all those not currently in the senate. It shall have the power to be executed for disagreeing with the decisions of the senate.

You will learn to fear the shadows; but they shall be the least of your worries.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Nope.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Is Watermark the new Talibanana?.....

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Is Watermark the new Talibanana?.....

More like DICKtator

 

[/MSG/]

More like DICKtator

Ok V.

 

[Phantasmal]

May I please be secretary of agriculture?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I would normally appoint someone who has experience in agriculture, but hell, why the fuck not?

 

[Phantasmal]

I would normally appoint someone who has experience in agriculture, but hell, why the fuck not?

I have a garden, would that count?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yes.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I shall appoint you Glorious Dictator Rana, with all of the powers necessary to achieve ultimate victory over Agriculture. May much glory come your way.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Sounds like a fair compromise. Also, I was in 4-H, so I can head subcommittees to advise the Secretary of her department whenever the need arises, because of my advanced background in agriculture. I am just that fucking awesome.

 

[Phantasmal]

I shall appoint you Glorious Dictator Rana, with all of the powers necessary to achieve ultimate victory over Agriculture. May much glory come your way.

I am greatly honored, everything will be organic! Fertility rites will be reinstated.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm honestly not a huge fan of organic farming but, meh, whatever.

 

[/MSG/]

I hereby invest my guns with positions in all diplomatic positions to Europe.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think that appointing guns as diplomats may be a bit of a diplomatic faux pas, especially to cultures that frown upon them. But, whatever. I cast 5 votes in favor.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What I drink tonight:

 

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What I drink tonight:

Seriously AMAZING choice.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Newcastle is good shit. Billy, if you want to try a new awesome brown ale, try the Redhook Nut Brown.