Decrees of Imperator Watermark

[Damocles]

I wonder how Watermark's birthday went...

What are you now? 20?

 

[Phantasmal]

I had an Alaska Ale from Moose's Tooth. It was delicious, especially since the Jayhawks were victorious!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I wonder how Watermark's birthday went...

What are you now? 20?

23...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I wonder how Watermark's birthday went...

What are you now? 20?

I spent most of my birthday tired and in class, then I went home and got drunk.

 

[/MSG/]

I spent most of my birthday tired and in class, then I went home and got drunk.

That's how I spent my 24th more or less.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Here's to our Dear Leader's birthday.

 

[/MSG/]

I propose we flog all southern proles (a redundancy) in honor of our beloved emperor.