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Uwaa OmO
Today my wife happened to be watching some sort of garbage on Lifetime. I was busy trying to find the bleach to end it all, when I heard a commercial about saving dolphins and eating 'dolphin safe' tuna. Why? Because dolphins are cute? Fuck you, I hate dolphins. They're
murderous pseudo fish who are just as likely to rape and/or kill you as to save you from a harmless shark, and they steal all my fuckin bait, line, and hooks when I'm ocean fishing. So I say fuck dolphins and fuck dolphin safe tuna. I want tuna that's tuna safe, meaning that its 100% murderous sea mammal in that tin can. I can't wait till I can go to Japan to fish for those stupid fucking animals. Lets see them steal my stuff with a harpoon through their face.
murderous pseudo fish who are just as likely to rape and/or kill you as to save you from a harmless shark, and they steal all my fuckin bait, line, and hooks when I'm ocean fishing. So I say fuck dolphins and fuck dolphin safe tuna. I want tuna that's tuna safe, meaning that its 100% murderous sea mammal in that tin can. I can't wait till I can go to Japan to fish for those stupid fucking animals. Lets see them steal my stuff with a harpoon through their face.