Dr. James David Manning...

[Litmus]

Because I'm better than you.

According to what criteria?

 

[Minister of Truth]

According to what criteria?

My personal criteria.

 

[Litmus]

My personal criteria.

Lame.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Lame.

Strong-Legged.

 

[Damocles]

I can't believe I semi-followed this birther thing (again, they are now proud of that tag) and didn't know about this guy, he's been there from the beginning.

Geebus. How much more stuff have I missed then?

 

[Litmus]

I can't believe I semi-followed this birther thing (again, they are now proud of that tag) and didn't know about this guy, he's been there from the beginning.

Geebus. How much more stuff have I missed then?

Obama is an extra-terrestrial.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Obama is not an american either.

I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that you have your own stash of Helium 3 which you got from the Moon.