I drove you retard! He didn't want to drink and drive, that's why I drove. Why is that so difficult to comprehend?
After all these years I haven't drank any alcohol, I could drink a half a case of Colt 45 malt liquor and still rationally say you're a progressive idiot....and be correct.
I'm not questioning who drove. You said he didn't drive because he was "somewhat shitfaced" which means his judgment was impaired. Why is it so hard for you to answer why if he was too impaired to drive he could be rational enough to make a judgment like the one you say he made. He can't be impaired and not impaired at the same time. Thinking he can is a progressive mentality.